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Going to Tallinn for a nosey. Looked a Riga but flights were a nightmare. Anybody been to Tallinn and is it any good?

Where do all the child midgets/dwarfs hang out? I can honestly say, hand on ankle, that i have never seen one to date.

Isn't Jill being buried this week too, it's always the best ones that go, and the ****s that survive.

I found someones cat in their front garden one night on the way back from town on the lash. I kindly picked it up by the scruff off the neck and rang their doorbell. "Excuse me mister, I think I have found your cat, it was sat in your garden." "Do you know what the ****ing time is **** chops?" was his reply. No reward, no money, no goes on his wife, sweet fanny adams! Ungrateful ****, I thought to myself.

Apparently he died after waiting around for Puncheon to cross the ball.

Did you get any gay love?

Thatcher had more 8ollox than you'll ever have, even as a woman!!

Couldn't these people be removed by helicopter? It must embarrass the serious ramblers when walking past all these corpses.

Let's be honest we haven't had a decent prime minister since the Iron Lady, and we never will. Everyone in power either has a constant cheesy grin or the attitude of a wet fanny.

Have a day off you boring ****!

Get over it Dune. Gone are the good old days of England, the glory days when Maggie was our leader and Britain was still Great.

Stick it on Ebay, you'll get £100 for it tbf.

He is clearly off to give Ted a big hug.

Mt. Everest has around 200 dead bodies on the mountain. It is nearly impossible for recovery of a body off the mountain. Most of the bodies are in the same exact position they were when they died. Perfectly preserved in time because of the cold. Along the route up to the summit climbers will pass all these bodies. There are bodies over 50 years old that look like they were placed there yesterday. The "death zone" is 26,000 feet. Air is so thin that there is no margin for error. Immediate frostbite will happen. Lack of oxygen leaves climber bewildered and weak. Cost for one to go on a trip is £15,000. Several bodies are given names. This one is "green boots". Many of the bodies are now landmarks along the way up. "green Boots" has been there since 1996. “PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried. There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial". Here's one of George Mallory where he has lain since falling to his death in 1924 Bodies lay exactly where the climber last took a "rest". Most of the time they take a rest and dont wake up. I wish you all a great day. Dog

Or she was noshing off the postman.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81126198/

Would you consider me as a Mod?

Bump

I know I am about 4 years behind the times on this subject, but I am getting an iPod for my bday and I dont want to pay money to download tracks. Also which is the best iPod to get and which docking station? Thanks in advance.

You'd be moaning if you were conker deep down Deppo's throat.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e2b_1286394990

With your (ock.

Go ***** yourself!!!!!!! Miserable *****!!!!!

Have you brushed your teeth after last night ?