I have travelled to Australia on a criminal record for football & other criminal records, no problem, their main issue was my passport stamps containing Istanbul & Bangkok on many journeys which cost me 3 hours interigaton.
Today is the day, got my sloes delivered yesterday, and I will get the ball rolling this afternoon.
Just to add I made sloe whiskey last year, it was serious rocket fuel.
I picked that Tangerine & Ginger washing up liquid last week, but I put it down again and went for the Lime & Rhubarb flavour as I thought it was slightly more not gayer.
OK, my Auntie died yesterday, she was 102. God rest her soul and all that. Anyway my mother is out of the country at the moment and she has asked me to get a wreath delivered from her. But I don't know what to write on the card.
Help me please.
Her name was Hilda.