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Has anyone actually done this exercise? I am intrigued, as I would like to try it out sometime this week.

Oh if that's the case, get some Tiger Balm rubbed in there, really rub under the eyeball.

Not round my neck of the woods you tool. .

Rub garlic into it.

Yeah, but what idiot would part with a bengal pussy without cash up front?

Are you going to Thailand for a sex change?

vodafone is by far the best signal around here, but it's still rubbish. Isn't there a cheat you can do on all mobiles to give you extra signal boost? Failing that l'm getting a couple of pigeons.

Thank you for that The problem is I haven't got a land line, and I am using wireless broadband through the farmhouse out yonder, ooh aah.

Didn't you used to sell these cate for £200 each? Surely some of the people on here will be fuming at the thought of shelling out £200 for a cat when the next thing you give them away? .

Ok, I have just moved house into an old horse stable which is out in the sticks and the coverage is almost zero, I do get 4 bars for about 5 seconds, but most of the time I am running on 1 bar which fades during calls. Text messages come 10 at once and I was wondering if there is a signal booster on the market which can help my problem. I am on Vodafone and my phone is a Nokia N8. Help?

Move to Luton, get a new bird, drive a taxi and rename yourself Ahmed. Cook crushed pigs heads on the side and sell it as kofte. ColinCJ do you have a photo of your girlfriend, so I can judge. To be honest, your life is a big jumble sale, do you play darts on a Monday night at the C.I.U. club in Porthleven?

Move to Luton, get a new bird, drive a taxi and rename yourself Ahmed. Cook crushed pigs heads on the side and sell it as kofte. ColinCJ do you have a photo of your girlfriend, so I can judge. To be honest, your life is a big jumble sale, do you play darts on a Monday night at the C.I.U. club in Porthleven?

Glue sniffing, Iron Brew and teenage sl uts.

Glue sniffing, Iron Brew and teenage sl uts.

Get your ar5e up Hillfields, loads of crack.

Get your ar5e up Hillfields, loads of crack.

Chainsaw fanny lickers?

Any prisoner who has been given a life sentence will be under licence for life. It doesn't mean that they will serve all their days in prison, but when they get released they still have to obey by the rules or they will thrown back in prison before you can say Devil 35.

Which side do you dress?

Wow, you've got a very clean inbox!

How do you know when you've pleasured a ginger? She unties you.

Is it a big hairy pigs trotter/

I have just ordered a load of Halal meat off Ebay for £300, the offer was too good to be true. But it didn't list exactly what I was getting other than, Ox, Cow, Sheep, Domestic & Fowl. Any ideas what will turn up, and what will I be cooking on Xmas day?

I am looking forward to a bit of peter kay.

Anyway ignore Australia & New Zealand, go to Brazil & Asia.