Lived around the world twice.
Run a multi million pound company.
Owned my own helicopter.
Starred in two porn movies.
Married a supermodel.
Caught a marlin.
Caught a shark.
Shot an elephant.
Spent 10 years in jail.
Owned a BMW 316i.
Where are your rats, mine are under my shed. Infact my nextdoor neighbour came around to cut my hedge, disturbed the rats with a hedge trimmer, went loopy, lost the plot, and is currently doing 2-3 years in the big house. True story.
Just booked 4 days in Tallinn with 4 mates in the first week of December. Will it be cold and will there be any fanny around or has it all gone back to hybernate in Moscow?
WTF has all that got to do with Belguim??
Do you know if you try and say 'Belguim' out loud 35 times, you will fall asleep. ~ Fact
Anyway, is it a good weekend away or is there anywhere closer that's better. Want to go on Eurostar.. I like trains you see.
Soak your lawn with a hosepipe and stick two metal rods into the ground either side of the mole runs, connect to a 12v car battery and the mole will cook slowly.