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Long Run Mr S Waley-Cohen (my neighbour) Get your money on it quick!!

I can't believe he fell for it again. This was posted about four years ago!

Have you found, 'In the zone' ?

OK chaps, here it is................................. 1st one: 'Amuse me' 3.40pm saturday (only if AP McCoy is riding) HOT 2nd one: 'In the zone' time and date not known. Good luck chaps!! Were going to be rich

Well I was smoking in a few bars somewhere in Europe last week. I thought the same thing at the time.

I'm A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here! 2010. Stacey Solomon 5/2 Dom Joly 8/1 Aggro Santo 20/1 Alison Hammond 5/1 Linford Christie 12/1 Sheryl Gascoigne 25/1 Nigel Havers 6/1 Lembit Opik 14/1 Gillian McKeith 25/1 Shaun Ryder 7/1 Britt Eckland 20/1 Kayla Collins 25/1 £50 dead cert

But I cannot disclose it until thursday afternoon after i have stuck a oner on it It's a cert!!

Would you get the same sentence if you threw a 1p coin as you would a £2 coin or maybe a chocolate coin?

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e7_1289410668 Sheeps brain & jellyfish, crocodile, locust, dog, donkey, monkey brain in china. Beautiful! .

Yes please Jill.

Will I be ok in my VW golf?

How much is a flight, and are there any good boozers & hotels in the village?

Out of order!! My grandad died at Auschwitz. He fell out of a machine gun tower.

Has anyone ever been to Oradour Sur Glane? The 2nd SS Panzer Division Das Reich, destroyed the French town of Oradour during WWII and today it is preserved In a Ruined State. The following day German soldiers began encircling the village of Oradour-sur-Glane. A unit of 120 soldiers from the Waffen SS tank division entered the village and instructed everyone to assemble in the central marketplace. Other soldiers in armored cars rounded up men and women working in nearby farms and fields. At about three o'clock the soldiers separated the women and children from the men. They were taken to the church and locked in. Major Otto Dickman, announced that the SS knew that the village was hiding arms and munitions for the French Resistance. Dickman then told the mayor, Paul Desourteaux, to select hostages from among those assembled in the marketplace. The mayor refused, offering himself and his sons instead. Dickman rejected Desourteaux's offer and ordered that all the men be divided into groups and moved them to various barns and garages in the village. The SS soldiers then opened fire on the men. The only ones to survive were five young men from a group of 62 taken to the Laudy barn. At five o'clock two German soldiers entered the church and placed a large chest on the altar. They walked out, laying out a long fuse as they went, which they lit before shutting the door. A few seconds later the chest exploded. Some managed to survive the blast but were shot dead by the soldiers as they scrambled out of the bombed building. Only Marguerite Rouffanche managed to get out of the church and escape the bullets being fired by the SS soldiers. Although she was wounded she managed to hide until the Germans left the village.

Thanks for your information everyone, very helpful

You have lovely long legs, are they shaved all the way up?

Where are you going to? Do you like Waltzing Matilda?

Does anyone have any good sites or contacts for cheap flights to Australia all year round. I want to go for Xmas and definitely next summer to Perth.

Will you figging up later, or is that why you're ill?

Yeah Benjii you disrespectful man, how would you feel if she came on here and read your post. I'd like to figg her up.

Wrong!! He owes you nothing. You offered him pussy for free and now want money from him after he dispatched, when in reality you give it away to others for fun. Case dismissed!

Go to the Eclipse nightclub, get some drugs, fight the doormen and end up in Liverpool with some Pete Burns look a like.

He says as he runs off to his local corner shop. Lol

Is there any way of getting back photographs on Nokia mobile phones once you have wrongly deleted them I copied them to another file, then deleted captured images, which deleted the lot. I was thinking a cookie file or something similar. I am gutted. Please help me.

Yeah in business, but we are talking Bengal pussy here, not cordless kettles!!