Dog

MLT is bag deep in that Riley bird right now, I just know it.

Will it play Club Penguin ?

It was slippers.

Ginger spunk ? That's a bit fishy !

Cider vinegar ?

I'll think you'll find it's ginger c*nt.

No, it was Deppo.

Try this before you approach me in future. http://www.thecureforgingerhair.com/

I like the taste of semen & I play a mean piano?

Are you coming on to me ?

DON'T Pay For White Teeth!!! Bristol Mom discovers one simple trick to turn yellow teeth white from home for under £5. What does she use Domestos?

Does that mean we can all carry our own guns this sunday to defend ourselves against the lunatic ragheads?

Unless they choose Fratton park.

Winner gets a blow job from Deppo.

Oh, I thought it was Monty.

The hair bear bunch?

Are we talking fore play?

Yep, your go.!!

No, but here's a clue. Maggie Filbin did him up the ar5e with a purple strap-on in a Travel Lodge on the outskirts of Reading.

Have you ever been cheated on or have you ever cheated someone?

No, not as funny as Degsie.

00:16 dirty ****!

No, but just as annoying.

Born a scouser in 1957.......................

My gran used to do his washing & ironing.