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So is it not really used for mouth ulcers and toothache ?

I have just found my Air Miles card in the back my desk at work. I know I have just over 10,000 miles on it, which I know isn't a lot really, however I will not be collecting anymore and I would like to cash them in for 6 bottles of wine or some other rubbish gift. The problem is I cannot find a telephone number or website that does anything other than free flights. Help.

Does it come in more than one flavour?

I was hoping to go for 5 nights, have a night in each city and fawk orf in the morning before the dust settles tbf.

I am after a some advice on this one. I have a birthday coming up in november and myself and three mates are going on a trip. I have chosen to get a train and visit the following cities: Munich, Budapest, Berlin, Hamburg and Amsterdam for 5 days, stopping at each destination along the way. Looking for train advice, cost, where to stay and city advice. Or as per usual, just go with the flow. Thanks in advance.

You should try Fruit & Fibre, I think you might enjoy it.

I am getting a Wii for my son who will be 7 at the end of the month, but I am really struggling to know what games to get him, other than Mario Kart which he would like. Help required please. Also, what games would his old man enjoy playing when he's gone to bed ?

This morning I had fruit & fibre and a punjani, what did you have? T

Forest Gump would have played better yesterday. Can I really eat 3 cream crackers in 2 minutes without fluids?

Didn't realise you lot were Cat C. Did you have a bag of semtex in your cab, Lol. That has to be the best police f.u. in history, Lol. Nutters!

Hurry up DS, it's like Piccadilly circus, sat out the front watching the egg chasers. There isnt much m1nge about, and the landlord looks like a raving fudgepacker. Get your mum to iron your shirt quick and get your ar5e down here, I need another pint and I'm running out of friends.

Do they sell Mars bars ?

I'll be in there at 10.50 if they're open.

What's the name of the pub outside Didcot station? I will be in there later for a few on the way................. Didcot Saint get them in!!!

He has now by the looks of things!! Couldn't you have just PM'd him and kept it all hush hush?

4 girls from where I work have invited me to a Mars bar party saturday night. To be honest they are very stunning and I am the only bloke going, but I haven't got a clue about what to take, I hate Mars bars, and I rarely eat chocolate. I did offer to bring a bag of Maltesers which I really love. I know Maltesers are made by Mars, but they are different. Anyway when I suggested a family bag of Maltesers, two of the girls started laughing. Will I need to take an apron or any utensils? Help required!! I'm not too bothered about going, so I may just miss the train back from Swindon.

Ahem, bog rolls against MK Dogsh!te ? Milton Keynes is one big sh!thole, so we should treat it appropriately !!

Stupid b1tch, Lol

Ring their mobiles and get them to tarmac that c*nt of a blokes drive down the road. Or put it in a phone box advertising gay sex.

Cheers for that Appy, I leave it in the glovebox and wear me Ted Perry sun hat.

I will be walking to the ground with my mum and her friend, will i be ok to wear my saints bobble hat, or will i get duffed up by the locals?

Not that old chestnut.. Haha

He is hung like a giraffe.

to bury a horse or pony on your own land?? Heard last night that all dead animals need to be cremated. If so, do I dig it up? Deppo?

It's taken me ages to get your attention. Got anymore pictures?