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A rabbits foot.

It's the chewing gum on the floor, it traps you.

Did you see that?

somethings happening right now!!

Get him to write 'Deppo is a C*nt' on a piece of paper, and get him to stand there at 12.00pm.

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They can come back round the bend, if they are of abnormal size, they hide round the back until you leave the house, and then return in ambush. CUI7T!

This is best way to go!!! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c87_1281693803

Would you like some parmesan cheese sprinkled on it?

If the water is orangy, it is one of your doings, do remember to flush next time. Look in the fridge.

That's a lot of Vaseline!

Is the water orangy?

I took my wife and two small children to the Leeds game last season, I know it was tied to the pompey game and we were sat at the back of the Kingsland stand, but there were 4 lads all with the same actions and mouth sat directly behind us. I am no saint, but the language and actions of these 4 lads were disgraceful, in front of my young kids. I was ashamed, and it got to the point that I was going to grab them by the throat and throttle them. I will never be taking my daughter ever again to a football match. I wish I was alone with the chavvy gobsh|tes, I would have eaten their tongues out.

I have just got back from a short break in York, did the Dungeon and Jorvik centre, and had a great day out at 'Extreme Air'. But on the second day I noticed my left foot was itching and getting real sore after a short swim in the indoor pool. I know it's not a veruca, but can anyone come up with any ideas as to what I have caught?

R.I.P. Boss Sad day.

Just before I meet Keith in the 'most haunted pub in England', I stayed at the Angel & Blue Pig in Lymington, now that was bloody scary, we booked the whole hotel, and the poor couple John and Paul on the top floor got woken at 2pm in the morning by a small girl who was covered in blood. They ran out of the room downstairs to reception, and when they returned 10 minutes later the whole bedroom was covered in dry blood and mucus, and it was smashed to bits. Keith, If you fancy a couple in the GF later, I'll be in there from 8.30pm. What do you look like?

Meet me in the bogs at 9pm, I'll be wearing a black raincoat with white cowboy boots. What hotel are you in Keith?

Tonight I will be drinking in Englands most haunted pub, the Golden Fleece in York. The pub appeared on most haunted, and all the set and film crew ran from the pub in tears. What will happen to me in the bogs?

Don't worry Spudnose, just give them a false name and address, the job is yours, a true English dieing breed is a Mr Whippy.

Blood blisters don't bleed you eijit, what size shoe are you darling?

I like armadillos.

Bacon sandwich 0.99p

That's Dave Romsey Bensons boat.

I had three moles up until last week, one on my wrist, one on my bellend rim, and one on my eyelid. But thanks to a .99p metal potato peeler and a bottle of TCP, they have all been safely removed and flushed down the crapper.

a wrap of heroin please.