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Slutty

Today I was on a safari park train, and it shook me up to know that trains attract more wrist shakers than river cruisers. I even got waved at by a family of fish lovers, which made me puke up my chocolate eclair. Plus there was loads of beardie type middle aged lone men with long lenses and video recorders.

Need to sell this very sought after number plate.

OK, after reading a few threads today it got me thinking about something, every internet forum has them, and with this one being so popular it must be full of them. So which poster would you put in what catagory? Policeman = Geek = Fatty = Paedo = Religous nut = Serial Killer = Faggot = Nympho = Royalty = Slob = Take it away......

Your name gives it away.

that when you are on a boat, rowing boat, motor boat or river cruiser, everyone waves at each other, thugs, kids and grannys smile and want to be part of you for that exchanging second of eye contact. Milf and young girls waving at each other pakistanis waving at jamaicans, jews waving at arabs, I even saw muslims waving at a boat load of americans. At one stage a emo chick blew me a kiss. I did wave back at 4 little girls but stopped after their mum twanged her nipple at me. What other transport in the world has this much loved up vibe? Were they all coming down from Gods Kitchen at the weekend or is Stratford Raving as the train guard called it a massive love zone. Peace. X

Ahem, this is a buy/sell forum, not a mothers meeting.

I will only accept genuine offers over two grand, Pancake are you tempted but don't know how to PM me?

I have in my possesion the following number plate............... WES R8 PM me any offers. Tanks.

Exactly.

bomber

BS!

The Worzels

Where do you live?

Is it acceptable for men to ride horses other than to hunt foxes, or are they all closet sausage jockeys?

Yes it smells of Scooby smack

Nazi bird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3qc7wFpBQY&feature=related

Do you know who I am?

Pigeons? http://poststuff4.entensity.net/080210/flash.php?media=birdman.flv

Have a word with this dog. http://poststuff4.entensity.net/080210/flash.php?media=rave.flv

I think your son needs to talk to Frank.

It is funny, until you realise they're being arrested and carted off straight to Calais.

I'd get the army in on this one. Vodafone need a nuke straight through their meeting room.

Fox hunting