Channon's Sideburns

1-1 @ Poopey...

Haha...they can't beat 9 men.

Hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I predict.....Papa.

I just want Solent to drop that chavvy cow from Portsmuff on their derby trailer.... 'They are Southampton...we are Portsmuff. Goodbye'... No **** sherlock.

Free kick to MK. B@stards.

Still have a cap from the ZDS. Shame it was blue...as we were wearing the god awful blue flame outfit at the time.

Come on Saints....I need to erase the pain of the ZDS. ;-)

Come on, one more and we can party...for a minute until the panic comes back.

You'd think Storrie and Jacobs would be holed up in London preparing wouldn't you? Oh, this is Pompey. One last chance to large it up in front of a paltry crowd I guess.

Awford is delusional. 'I don't think we'll go out of business' Yeah right pal, pay up.

Hope they get beat 4-0 tonight.

The guy from Solicitors is on. (Dan Blake from Warner Goodman) Petition is either - 1. Dismissed; 2. Postponed to another date; 3. Allows the petition and they are wound up. Cardiff's petition lasted only 30secs. Agreement was made before hearing with HMRC. Crystal Palace went into admin one day before (as we know). Assets are collected and sold under winding up, to be used to pay creditors. Scarborough had debts of £2.5M and were wound up previously. Other options are: Club could go into Administration - there needs to be money coming in to finance the admin process. He thinks that if the financial position is correct, the club will go into Admin unless a big investor is found... ------ Hang on, there goes Porky Pig...

Solent have some Legal Specialists on in next 15mins discussing Poopey... Listen live... http://news.bbc.co.uk/local/hampshire/hi/tv_and_radio/

You can tell that the press are going to be all over this like a rash. Cue the imminent photos of W******d crying into his bell-end...is MOTD on tonight?

Tony Husband on Solent now. Says talks continuing - but that's a club claim, not confirmed. Thinks that voluntary admin could be an option tomorrow (don't believe that TBH) Liquidation could still be on the table. Court proceedings start 10.30am unless deal agreed.

You would think that if they were trading 'solvently' - paying 50% of the bill would not be a problem. Storyteller loves the club right? Donation towards the cause? How about the multi-millionaire players? I'm astounded that Storyteller hasn't given up some salary to help the situation. It goes to prove how dedicated they really are - extremely arrogant that they would assume they would get away with it. If only they had Leon eh?

Doesn't matter, it sounds entirely plausible and business like. Actually, the opposite of Portsmouth Football Club.

Not a problem, I've just been sticking my finger in the air with my guesses...Benjjii will be along soon I would think...he's our resident Tax Expert....! TBH I'm surprised HMRC will have anything to do with Storyteller during the process, taking into account his court case...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fish_common_names Fish Porn.

I guess they're phoning on tight lines right now. Seeing as Storyteller is hard of herring and full of carp, we'd better tell him that the sharks are circling. Time to go down to the minnow leagues... He was last seen heading for Gurnard. Avram's probably searching for some old trout to perch over him as we speak.

**** a Skate? I reckon it'd be advisable to add the STD Clinic to the phone before you went though.

Watched the Moran goal again the other night. Didn't Alan Biley look like the lead singer from The Sweet?

Thanks, I like to flex my lyrical mussels....

In that photo, doesn't Storryteller look like a fat Rupert? ;-)