Channon's Sideburns

Tune in tonight (it's a repeat) but Piers Morgan on...Dubai. - 10.35pm ITV Interview with Al Fahim...Simply Hilarious.

If Sacha was funding it from his 'own' money..where's all the debt come from? There's a difference between bankrolling and financing repayments on loans.

Life as a Saints fan cannot get any better. Thank you Nicola and Markus. Freedom of Southampton anyone?? ;-) WE'VE GOT OUR CLUB BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tune in, and have a laugh. Piers Morgan on....Dubai Including a rather interesting interview with Al Fahim. Should be fun to watch....

Do you know what Mero, your gallows humour is refreshing...has the Ebay listing had any bids yet?

I bet Dindane won't stay for dindins as Poopey are in the doo-doo...

Yes, but didn't his club want him no-where near Pompey?

Well that's it... Strike up the Albion Band....SuBo's getting ready to warble. :-)

Storyteller looks like a puffed-up Lowe.

Ha! I do deals you know..Harry said if we shared a cell he'd only use this finger..

Is this the way to Parkhurst?

Wonder if Agent Pulis is sat rubbing his hands at the moment. Squeaky Bum time for Storyteller....mind you, he'd better get the practice in now.

Call me suspicious..but I'm wondering whether the Spuds deal for Begovic fell through not because of his personal choice, but that little hint on Sunday Supplement mentioned earlier? The one about the suspect transfer dealings between Poopey and the Spuds? 'Sorry Harry no more deals - they've twigged'???

Ladies and Gents...welcome to...... PORTSMOUTH F.C - 'DEAL OR NO DEAL'

Or perhaps some of them are negotiating deals on the quiet with other clubs (let's say through agents...leeches) on the basis that they will in fact be free agents in the next two weeks. Because, as it has already been stated, why pay money today for a player you can get for free in 2 weeks? Plus the players would benefit financially in the end, which, as we all agree, is all that matters. Loyalty to PFC? Yep, you can believe that until Maradona arrives to oversee next season in the Blue Square...

How about (for the book title).... 'From Harrods to the 99p Shop' 'The Boardroom - more layers than a Vienetta'?

Nah, Burnley. That was close...phew

Indeed...I bet their threads on us last year never got above 10..let alone 10,000. Another reason why we are superior ;-)

I loved the text into Cleggie's Breakfast Show today. Kevan James was doing an OB outside Nottarf Krap....during one part the trogs were singing 'PUP' in the background. It goes away for the news, comes back and Cleggie reads out... 'We've had a text from a Saints fan asking if they were singing Pay Up Pompey'.... Haha...classic.

Indeed. It's becoming offensive now how they are still allowed.

Ah....Ok...well not ok but you get my drift. Have they not worked out for themselves that Al Mirage doesn't exist yet then? Strange how they were going to be better off than us a mere few months ago...

Bit strange to mention racist chanting isn't it? Nice of them to highlight what the rest of us have been thinking...but at the moment perhaps cutting off their nose to spite their face. If they were in the Fizzy Pop league they would already be relegated.

Oh another thing I saw in the Express yesterday... Do you remember the piece from last week when Storyteller said he was the only one who could sign off transfers??? According to John Richardson the reason the James to Stoke saga went on was that there were FOUR signatures required to ratify it.

In Pards we Trust sh1te...where have we seen that before?!? ;-) seriously, we need him to finish the job.