Midfield_General

William Salt

Parsons simply cannot be left in charge after this debacle. How can he be trusted to handle anything? He's clearly a complete cretin who has actively made an already shit situation a hundred times worse. Presumably heads are going to roll and his should be first. He has to go, immediately.

I'm starting the book on who's getting sacked, in what order, and when: I'll kick off — Parsons will be first to get canned, at 5.30 on Thursday night

Now THAT'S a funny post

Oh get to fuck Tonda Of course he did. And if he didn't, he fucking should have done And whatever, it's still no defence. He's the figurehead of a multi-million pound operation, he can't just say 'I didn't know' and expect it to wash This gets more farcical and pathetic by the minute An absolute clown car from top to bottom, again

They didn't need a whistleblower — according to the Telegraph, Parsons just fessed up to Gibson on the spot in front of a room full of people before we'd even had the chance to get a legal team on board. Our CEO, ladies and gentlemen fuck me

Apparently the new panel is Steve Gibson, Mike Dean and John Westwood. Parsons and his crack legal team reported to be 'confident'.

Oh well that's that sorted then, if Parsons is confident. Fuck my life, this club 🤣

Top story on the OS: 'Saints Store Opening Hours and Parking Update'. Finger on the pulse, reading the room as ever lads, well done 👍

Anyone know a new manager who's good at working with scar tissue?

I'm pretty sure Wrexham are behind all this. Ryan's pulled a few strings to create an extra dramatic cliffhanger for the last episode of Season 5

One thing this whole saga has been very useful for is flushing out the absolute weapons who pretend to be ITK It's good to be able to definitively update the bullshitter's roll call at least once a season

Bring the shears and saddle up lads, this is a three-man job

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Joined yesterday, 4 posts, all pro-Boro. Can anyone smell the bitter stench of smog, parmo and desperation?

No chance I've had my PR team working on it all weekend

The @Miltonaggro 'recommended post' scandal a.k.a. #POSTGATE Looking forward to hearing the verdict on that by 16.00 tomorrow. I'm hearing from people on the inside that the punishment will be savage and merciless, brutally making an example of certain posters that will not be forgotten in a hurry 112 now. Disgusting

Personally I’m just looking forward to the FA Cup final coverage today, and the BBC, press and pundits talking non stop about Man City’s 115 much more serious charges and how they should be thrown out of all competitions. Because they’ll definitely do that, right?

This thread was a laugh last night It’s like someone’s turned up and sucked all the fun out of i… Ah

You also stated as fact that managers and tactics aren’t important to the results of professional football teams, to be fair

Then we should immediately dissolve the club, obviously