Midfield_General

I think one of Sulemana, Edozie, SAA would have to ship out first

Happy with this, welcome aboard

Interview with Martin in the Guardian: https://www.theguardian.com/football/article/2024/aug/16/russell-martin-southampton-premier-league Extract: "Some people will hate it and say: ‘Why are they passing that close to their own goal?’" 😬

Clearly not quite the finished article but quick feet, good movement, strong and seems to strike the ball really well. Lots to like there.

Can I just ask what you're basing that on, given that he was utterly ineffective in the league below and has done absolutely nothing pre-season? Genuinely curious.

£120k per week, and apparently he won't drop that, so personally I think that rules him out

Horrible to say, but I don't think anyone should expect to see Stewart again. I think he's done and is going to be forced to retire, sadly. I can see an unexpected, leftfield deadline-day loan coup happening for a more traditional no. 9 striker that comes out of nowhere. Either that, or we end keeping Onuachu, which personally I wouldn't be against.

Nice surprise out of what feels like nowhere. Welcome aboard

Apart from the bit about finishing, of course.

“Can’t find any legs or a pulse boss” ”OK in which case tell them we’ll pay £11m but not a penny more”

Drop one of the forwards and play 5-3-2 with 2 defensive mids and the wing backs providing the width

Put Ramsdale in goal, confirm KWP at LB and put an actual goalscoring midfielder in the Aribo/ Smallbone role and that XI actually looks like it might have a chance of staying out of the bottom 3

12m?? * Starts the car * ”Get in, Sekou, we’re driving to Strasbourg”

Come back Che, all is forgiven

Oh terrific

Good call, playing against 13 players is the last thing they'll be expecting

In the not-too-distant past, clubs being willing to pay those sort of fees for young players generally without PL experience would have been a massive plus for us, rather than a negative, because it would have been our youth academy products who were being bought for silly money, helping us to stay financially competitive. Poor recruitment has hurt us badly on the buying side, but on the selling side you could argue that the way our academy has dried up in terms of no longer producing great young players who get snapped up for big fees has hurt us equally badly. We've gone from being strong at both recruitment and development and being able to 'win' twice, to being poor at both and 'losing' twice. Hopefully Dibling and/ or SAA will help address that negative trend this season.

Leicester did 'kick on' quite significantly in that they won the Premier League and got to the quarter finals of the Champions League, to be fair

Tripping over his own feet while turning inside and running backwards?

See that’s what Lallana should be on, and he should be grateful for it

Jon Stark, Football Mercenary, was a match winner for hire on a game-by-game basis who used to get paid by the goal in Roy of the Rovers. There was “No payment for a lost game” so we should sign a few on that deal, we’d be minted by the end of this season. Nice trousers too.

Cardiff away

Until we sell someone we don't have any money. Does that help?

Leeds playing the classic Saints-in-the-relegation-season suicidally high line with no idea how to actually play it. Should be about six down at home. Panicking and throwing on 5 subs at once, just to concede another immediately afterwards. Hilarious.

Yeah it's obviously a nightmare for all concerned in the short-term, but it doesn't have to be career-ending. Kanu had heart surgery and went on to win African Player of the Year twice.