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If he drives, he won’t get further than Newport Pagnell because it’s got a KFC, a Burger King and a Krispy Kreme

We should sell Archer to Rangers as revenge for Aribo

Imagine being so shit you get replaced by Damion Downs

Joe Rothwell there, looking fitter than he did when last seen playing for Rangers, and covering about as much ground

Carrillo’s still only 34 Could Spors tempt him back?

The answer to that question being ‘fucking shit’ Cretin Edit: Rasmus, not BarberSaint

Because "Squad building is an art, that only becomes clear at the end", remember? So we all just need to trust everything that Sport Republic do, because it's all part of their amazing plan, and they are definitely, definitely the smartest guys in the room like they think they are, and not just a bunch of clueless charlatans lurching from one catastrophic self-inflicted disaster to the next while being laughed at by the rest of the footballing world.

JWP joins Burnley on loan until end of the season. He could be a perfect fit for them, he will run all day and if ever there was a side that values a set piece delivery, it’s them. Might be too little too late though, as they do look pretty much doomed already.

I wonder if there are many Rangers fans who would say the same thing?

Has Rome got four Wetherspoons? I think not. When it comes to lifestyle choices for a young man about town they can't compete Get him in

That can't be right. Managers and formations don't have any impact on results, everyone knows that.

Care to explain the detail of exactly how we do scout players then, and how you know?

See also: Norwich, Man Utd. I know it's just Glasgow trolling but jesus, he could at least try not to make it so obvious.

4/1 second favourite Out of work Interviewed there before and apparently got offered it but chose Rangers instead. Same board will be making this appointment. He’ll be in the mix

Superb

Did anyone see what happened with Welington for him to have claret pouring out of his nose? Looked like something off the ball and Sky didn’t show any replays

On Tuesday we went much more direct and finally won a game. For a month before that we ‘kept it on the floor’ with Armstrong at CF and won fuck all. Genius

That side has literally never played before right? So it’s a completely experimental line up, that he’s testing out away in the derby Cunt

This is Spors’ and SR’s man remember. If he loses this it’s 100% on them and that has to be the final straw

There is no out ball whatsoever in that team, only Scienza so they’ll double up on him and kick the shit out of him, job done. Team of midgets up front in a game that will be a hard physical battle. Unbelievable

Drops Stewart and Fellows Absolute fucking joker Fuck him

Yeah, that’s not how contracts work lads. It’s the same as when he got injured at Standard Liege. Injury or not, for the duration of the contract he’s their player, unless we agree to terminate, and why on earth would we do that. It’s only six weeks anyway. He’ll be back in time for their play-off push.

Wouldn’t want to muddle your thinking by seeing them play

I know it was the Carabao Cup and not the league, but it feels like the absolute twatting that we gave them in their oh so intimidating shed a few years ago often gets overlooked. 4-0. Macca had a great game, Ings ripped them to shreds, Cedric knocked one in and then Redmond delivered the KO. Some quality finishes that night.

Every time Psycho Dennis starts an anecdote the sound of the host’s arsehole puckering up with apprehension at what he’s about to come out with is almost audible - “different times, different times” The story about Lawrie McMenemy’s suit at Fratton was pretty grim. Beatts comes across really well. Good stuff as always