Tokyo-Saint

I believe it is to The Village People 'In the navy'

^ plus 1 non homophobe rep points.

To confirm, you Gillette your arse crack?

Those last two were just about you Turks weren't they? You couldn't think of any and just thought, what do I get ripped for?

That'll give you something to moan about on twitter. I can see it now, you are stuck in a lift just as a woman opens her egg sandwich. You are mid tweet about it when the guy behind you starts looking over your shoulder. Que #meltdown

This is dangerous territory turks, Ludwig et al got very angry with me when I mentioned getting offended on other people's behalf. Apparently it is called having compassion for society or something and not as I thought, being a drama queen.

What about people that are addicted to corn syrup through no fault of their own? Have you not seen the men who made us fat?

Don't worry Tim, I still ♥ you V. much.

Would you tell some opposing fans i.e. pompey to "sit down shut up"? Or would this be rude?

Apparently he doesn't mind. To be fair, with this metro sexual type photoshoot, sarongs etc, Becks has done more for homosexuality being 'accepted' in football than any at stonewall.

Thanks bear. Sometimes I get the feeling that me and you are the only ones that truely care. So you could hear her but she wouldn't have been able to hear you? Load wench! This is typical of them. What happened when someone took your advice on board? Was this also about a homophobic comment or did he do something else out of order like call the ref blind or something?

What did you say to the raging homophobe?

Do you think that when the first premier league player comes out as being gay he will be disappointed when no one cares?

Soon we won't be able to sing "get yer tits out for the lads" this is my favourite song as it is so full of optimism.

That's right bear. You have your own system of approval already in place don't you. No point in muddying the water eh?

Wanna buy some paper?

Some football chants are offensive. Telling West Ham fans to stick their bubbles up their arse wasn't very nice. Will we eventually have to just sing nice songs that won't offend anyone?

My mate's brother is gay and he doesn't go to football. Not because of any chants he doesn't like or because he feels anyone would act in a homophobic way, it's cause he is into other things. It seems that most of his gay mates are into other things as well and none of them seem to be interested at all in football. In fact, I never see any of the guys in the waiting area of sexy summer Sundays in Ham kicking a ball around. I also use to work in Soho and go for drinks in the gay bars there. They never once showed a match at 'The Edge'. For some reason gay guys just don't seem to be interested in football. Are they footballaphobic? Maybe they should start wearing team tops on nights out to show their support. The only gay footballer to ever come out was an American where football is generally considered a bit of a gay sport. Gays seem to be into stuff other gays are into.

Go for whichever option means you either a) have the company logo down the side of the car of b) have the ad shaped slightly like the product you are selling. Then upload the photo on here. This will make supermikey super jealous.

When are you two going to lace up those rainbow laces and meet for that drink down the docks?

Anyone else think that the hallway looks like a kids bedroom with those footballer things drawn on the wall? Edit: also not very PC as all footballers are white and none have rainbow bootlaces.

How do you explain jay Spearing then bear?

Father in law, not granddad. I'm not a pervert FFS!

Delldays, Turks and SaintAndy all went to the same school? Didn't know that.

They better hope it's not Wanyama.