Tokyo-Saint

I think they all are these days. My mate used to work for Natwest near Charlotte's place. It was basically taking inbound calls and when someone was trying to find out the date of a direct debit, trying to sell them some PPi or loan they didn't need.

Keep your head down, turn up and on time and within 6 months to a year you will be a team leader or something. Don't do it for longer than that though or you will go insane. Did it when I first graduated, terrible job but people were a good laugh and the at atmosphere was pretty funny. We'd list words on post it notes and try and fit them into the calls. If you said the word, you took the post it down. Most at the end of the shift won the money in the kitty. Turkish will love this game but it was a laugh and helped the shift pass.

There is a difference between long passes and long hoof balls, followed by niggly fouls, knockdowns by a horse, a chicken dance and then jellied eels all round.

Well that's killed that then.

Hi Norway, Pleased to see you are spending 1 of your 3 posts a day on me again. This is getting to be a regular thing. Yeah, who knows. It does say NATO and gulf war though so it could be from the first conflict which would fit with what you said, give or take 5 years. Don't live leak verify their stuff at all?

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*Steve double checks Griffo's paypal fiver payments are up-to-date.* Vodka bar in Kiev doesn't pay for itself ya know.

The people of the New Forest come together and celebrate the fact that Barry won't be returning.

We could just go in the complete opposite direction. Have the whole trial on TV, then at the end we call call in and decide if they are guilty or not guilty. Simon Cowell can be the judge, Ant & Dec can be the court foremen or whatever Bird is on Judge Judy.

Yeah I get that, look at OJ. Just was hoping for some juicy story. Let's not go into specifics, let's just call the crim Brian from Birmingham and put a crime to him... over to you.

Come on Perry Mason, what's the worst crim that told you after he had actually done it.

Stop trying to frame egg trousers. We have to get the info first then we can frame him for colluding with crimes in the 90s.

Paid for by my company though Pap, just want a decent phone. I'm not a price pikey, that's the other one.

Yeah something like that. They had to introduce it cause of the high number of sex registers applying to be on take the high road. Egg - what the worst thing you got someone who did it off for?

They have that in Scotland bear - you get a 'not proven' verdict. Means we know you did it but can't prove it.

Sounds jokes bear but this is what they do in Japan. They are much stricter about what goes to court and what doesn't. I read before that stuff that goes to court has about a 98% chance of being found guilty. Court is like the last step. Once you are going there, you pretty much know that you are going down. The CPS over here are more like "let's send it to court and see what happens. There is a decent chance they will be found guilty." " "Decent chance? Good enough for me." "What even that boning with the teddy bear stuff, seemed far fetched. Did you cross examine her?" "Nah, well you can't really. It's a sensitive subject. Don't want to push it, she might get upset." "Ok cool, let's send it to court and see what happens. He looks dodgy doesn't he?" "yeah, mechanics are always dodgy bastards. Let's see what happens"

Thanks Jeff, I will have a look at them. Better than the new iphone in your opinion? Know anywhere I can get a good deal?

Would you recommend a switch then Pap? If so, what's the best of the rest. Moving away from iphone will be a big move as it's the only 'smartphone' I have ever had. I don't want some phone that tells people what phone I have, like the Nexus 4.

Don't know what any of that means Pap but if I never need to blow up a death star, you'll be the first one I contact.

What about music? I have only ever really had an iphone and although they keep changing it, itunes is not too bad. Up for a renewal at the end of the month. I don't even use half the apps I have got and I don't have many anyway. Need something with a decent amount of storage for music.

I have thought this before bear. Wasps are definitely on the decline. When I was young, it was impossible to drink a can of coke without danger of a wasp having crawled into it when you weren't looking. Also the bins outside shops like M&Wds were pretty much impossible to use in the summer as they wasps had taken over. Now a days you can sit in a bear garden or have a BBQ and not see a wasp all day. Looks like pest control have won.

One stop are a top 8 team no more. Deep down you know it too.

Here's a pic of the lads having a great night out. Both guys look to be enjoying themselves... where's the harm?

You're looking for RP saint with those types of story bear. I will start "It was really really dark that night and I was really really drunk...."

Not sure about mental Bear. I had a bad experience with a hot mental girl when I was 18 and ever since, I have had a kind of alarm in my brain saying don't go near them. I am sure Helen probably has an alarm that goes off If I go near her too. Therefore, I don't really think it is going to work out between us. With regret, I'm out.