Tokyo-Saint

RP has ask me to start a thread on this as he is personally affected by this terrible affliction. Some bitches can be perfectly normal for 25 or whatever days per month, even nice at times, then for the last 5 days just go mental and completely irrational. Think of this thread as a kind of AA for guys with crazy bitches. Say your name, how long you have been with your crazy bitch, what she does when she is mental and what you do to cope with this. Maybe together we can fight this terrible affliction.

Oh shit, Ziggy is saying there is a 98.8% chance that I might actually agree with egg about something. I am quantum leaping out of the lounge for a while.

I am not your careers advisors Baz. If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not

Is that a phone in his pocket or is he just happy to be meeting Ponch?

They should leave then and work somewhere decent. They have at least 12 months experience on their CV. Another shop will snap up a decent worker like that with experience of trying to up sell big bags and even bigger mugs. Send your CV here baz http://www.waitrosejobs.com/jobs/john-lewis-sales-assistants.htm If you are good, they will take you on.

Nothing to do with cheap clothes mate. I am an employer so see it from the other side of the coin.

I think that if it is offered to new employees then that is fine, as it is an offer of employment they can take or leave. They should not be able to (I doubt they can) force existing employees on to this contract though as that is moving the goalposts.

Nice new watch.

Stand down boys. I have just check and the email address is notdune@gmail.com It ain't him, move along.

So then don't take the job. Or take the job until you get some experience on your CV and then move on to a better job. Or stay at home and continue to watch Jeremy Kyle all day and have an even larger gap on your CV. Don't moan about someone making an offer. If you don't like the offer don't take it.

Not if you yourself are shit baz, no. There are no guarantees in life are there?

Some are, some aren't minty. If someone gets some good experience working at a **** sports shop, keeps regular attendance/time keeping, works hard, after 6 months to a year, they can go on and get a job at a better shop that offer better terms. This is the loss of the sports shop as they then have to recruit but it is up to them to weigh up the recruitment cost against the advantage of a flexible workforce. It is the gain of the better shop as they get to hire experienced reliable people. The sports shop are taking a gamble. The only people that would take a 0 hours contract are those with no experience and/or bad references. People aren't going to be leaving John Lewis to go and work for them are they? As they are taking the gamble, they want to minimise it, by not guaranteeing set hours. In my experience, these places are always understaffed (high staff turnover), if you are any good/hard working you can pick up as many hours as you want and often more than you want.

I know, he made a flying start. Reminded me of Michael owen in France 98. I have to admit to being a little bit impressed.

You missed out "its a race to the bottom".

God imagine being in the trenches with you! You would moan me over the top.

Dune is a mixed up man southsea

I don't like it bear, the thread title is where the person's name usually is so I was thinking that every post was by someone called king kenny and dune, then on the right you have the name of the person posting, which most of the time was actually either king kenny or dune or sometimes Turkish. I did like the tribute though. I guess we better get used to it for when we are ban.

Who is gay crabs then? Cause he is the real deppo.

Sorry mate, the phone rang and I actually had to do some work.

Do you have a link bear? How does Turkish know that I am not also Deppo while being you and me on here and me and Glasgow on Twitter.

Who am I bear?

Queue excitement, MLG at the ready to correct someone. I will PM SO16 with the news.

No one said it was a good idea, in fact it was a gamble. Governments don't work like that in the most part They are usually happy to push tomorrows problem on to next week/next year/next generation if it moves the problem away from them. I think they guess/hope that a lot of the young poles/whoever will one day move back home and not stay here to claim pensions/die but ultimately the politicians don't care as they themselves will be dead by then.

Boss: Hi, Big Bad Bob, come in take a seat. This is keith the head of IT. We have been meaning to speak to you about some of your internet activities. Well, remember the meeting we had about you spending 7.5 hours of the working day on saints web? Well the good news is, you have managed to cut it to 6 as agreed. On the other hand, the number of searches you have made involving the word dick has gone through the roof.

What's lols is that bobs internet history is now littered with searches for dick measuring. I hope when little nice Mrs bob comes home, she logs on and checks.