Tokyo-Saint

I think clit is ok bob. Let's test it. I'll take off my super MS swear filter powers.... **** Edit: nah you are right. The mods don't like it. Strange as they seem to like cock and spunk. Strange world we live in.

It will have to be god save the

Thelma will be gutted gypsies aren't allowed in Liverpool anymore. No more big fat weddings for her to do.

Hang on, princess and Queen are banned! What next? Baby Cambridge?

Interestingly midget doesn't. I thought this was an official term. Like for little people there were dwarfs or midgets. Now slating them, just that it is a condition isn't it? Or is it just banned in Liverpool? Pap please confirm.

I'll help RP you she-man Here is the list for the lazy

Good swear filter skills bob. Plus 1 reps.

Isn't it wank off camel lallanas or something? Do they have them in Africa Colon?

minus 5 rep points wankstain If you haven't got special swear filter privileges authorised by the mods, you have to return to the main board or the lounge and talk about saints shop being shut or how many navy ships you play with in your bath with Brett from Camden and Alps.

Do you keep a not been fingered diary in Africa colon?

Oh great. You're back. Bear will be so pleased.

FFS mods, take control!

Keep telling yourself that coffin dodger.

mods!!!!

Benka would never do this bear. He (or maybe she) was an honourable person. REPORTED!

We don;t sign anyone until they have had a good look around the megastore.

I am sure everyone will be very sad to hear that Eko Maulana Ali, the Governor of Bangka Belitung province in Indonesia has sadly died. Eko did some great work in the province and despite their old age this is still very sad news. This is a very serious topic and although this is posted in TMS, I don't want there to be any comments that could be considered in poor taste. Please just post your condolences below.

Mods please infract bear again. He is going off topic and ruining by literary discussions with wanking updates.

Not according to the records bear. Someone checked and kept a note. Maybe it was her sister? Was her sister fit? In my experience the other sister is always fitter. By she got fingered.

Cheers Bear Le God, Maybe someone in her family carried on the tradition after she died? Who knows!

Who keeps a record of not getting fingered? I can understand if someone keeps a note of every time they get fingered (although this is weird) but noting not getting fingered is even stranger. Dear Diary, Didn't get fingered again today. Jane 3rd Sept 1892

I like the idea phil. Maybe we need rules like must spend at least X amount of money otherwise everyone will just be buying Palace reserves.

Joe Kinnear but he got mixed up when he reported back to Pardew and said they can buy a Rick Shaw for £7m so Pardew never followed up with a bid.

Get ready for a slap down! Football was invented in 1992 way after shilts signed.

Yeah he was good but wasn't it a swap deal so not 100% down to us, just they didn't want him anymore? It appears we have a better record with full backs, I can see what Redknapp was thinking with OB.