Tokyo-Saint

I think that is Turk's joke Nick. It is Turks joke that he uses repeatedly, making it ironic about him complaining that someone else has used a joke that has been used repeatedly. Bear is mocking that, ironically using the tool that the original poster..... Oh forget it!

Plus 10 reputations bear - welcome back!

They just sent a text back asking what kind of help or advice he needs. This isn't much good as I reckon the average illegal immigrant would run out of credit before eventually being sent home by text conversation. Hopefully they hassle him all weekend. I will keep an eye out for him getting deported and keep you updated on the results.

I am definitely typing home from RP's phone when he ain't looking. I'll let you know the results soon.

Easy!

I thought that bear, I am pretty sure it is the boxing one.

Exactly Pap, I help to bring people into the country (accommodating international students) and get the old taxi driver "their coming over here, ' Countries full etc" and tarring the whole situation with the same anti immigration brush. During the last election there were loads of problems in our industry as each party wanted to be seen as being tougher on immigration as the other. That old bigot giving Gordon Brown grief in Runcorn wasn't moaning because of the number of international students paying over the odds to study here was she? She was moaning because everyone at the local meat packing factory was from Eastern Europe and had the right to work here. She just didn't understand it fully and moaned about immigrants in general. None of the parties could touch the EU immigrants so they clamped down and hassled all of the rest. My wife even got rejected on her visa a one point, without a good reason. We appealed and won as had a genuine case but it cost an extra grand. Anyway, they're takin' our jobs!

What do you know about this kind of thing Brett?

I can see it now. Young Nngfufu survives the massacre of his village, she hides in a bush as her family are killed and her mother & sisters raped. She walks for days to the nearest refugee camp, where she has to sell herself in order to survive. After a while some of the camp decide to go to north Africa, make a raft and try to get to Europe. Only half the group survive but Nngfufu makes it across to spain where she spends 6 months sleeping in a room with 12 other people by day and selling cock shaped lighters to tourists by night. Eventually she has had enough and she makes a dart for Northern france. She joins another group who are camping just outside of the Eurostar freight terminal. After several weeks of trying, she eventually manages to find her way into the back of a truck carrying horse meat for tesco. A 17 hour journey lying under a the trampers old mattress and a copy of razzle, she finds herself in the promised land - Luton. Eventually she finds her feet, doing odd jobs the locals don't want, cleaning public toilets, night shift at Mcdonalds etc. Then one say she is walking down the street and sees a van driving round telling her to text 'home' to 78070. Nngfufu doesn't know what has come over her but she just feels compelled to text the number, she can't stop herself and before she knows it, she is in a detention centre and on a flight home..... yeah right. Which think tank came up with that idea?

Sorry Baz, you were right all along. You completely understood my joke/point and if anything added to it. Well done. You're the greatest.

Octoporn got deleted. I can't go higher than that without it being deleted and infractions all round.

Top Matt le Godding! +5 MLG points.

The Aussie's need all the support they can get Phil.

Ok, it's him that is the weirdest But who is next? Edit - new avi alert.

Who is the weirder, the weirdo who posts or the weirdo who logs in and reads it?

Nobody ask how Phil knows this.... It's a golf trap. And nobody wants to be stuck in a bunker with Phil and his Sergio Garcia hairy beans story.

Good Matt le Godding - + 2 MLG points.

Who is Lloyd?

Yeah, we go those in Japan too. PM me your address, I'll post some over. btw mods, that ain't porn, that is plastic and from breakfast tv in Japan. If you **** over that, you are sick!

You're building up to a golf story aren't you Phil? I can smell it.

Skinny works too Scotty.

I know Turkish does as part of his on going grooming regime (adds a perkiness to the pecs). But would you? Men’s bras appear to be on the rise in Japan http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/mens-bras-appear-to-be-on-the-rise-in-japan Men’s bras appear to be on the rise in Japan It would seem that Japan is experiencing an upswing in men who like to wear bras, according to website My Navi. Sure enough after searching Japanese online shopping site Rakuten, there were six pages of bras designed specifically for men on sale. My Navi’s bra-wearing woman reporter went to gather evidence of this phenomenon to find out why more and more men a looking to strap on a brassiere. During her research, the reporter found that this trend was occurring worldwide as she found various websites where men who wear bras share their feelings and experiences. Obviously, her first question was, “Why do some men enjoy wearing bras?” One guy from England explained, “I feel relieved and protected,” which seemed to be a common reply. Another reader from Italy seemed to have a more physical reason, citing “My back feels supported by my chest and relieved.” The men also shared the events that triggered this preference such as one man “began doing it after losing a bet.” Other men slipped on a bra the first time after playfully doing so at the request of their wife or during Halloween. While many of the men felt protected there is also the anxiety of getting caught. Many bra-loving guys refused to wear them to work for fear of being exposed. Others worry about their spouse or significant other catching them raiding the underwear drawer. This leads to a circle of fear: Without the bra, some men lack that comfortable feeling of security, and with them they have to be careful not to get caught. When the My Navi story hit, Japanese online posters had a range of opinions about this trend. Some cited the “ongoing feminization of men” while others simply wrote these guys off as closet homosexuals, for some reason. Other commenters expressed a liberal attitude saying if it doesn’t affect their life then who cares, and “this shouldn’t be a problem since men and women are supposed to be equal.” One reader warned “they can’t wear it this summer. The sweat would make their shirts see-through.” Which triggered a “novel” idea for Cool Biz in Japan. Many comments also alluded to the character of Stefan from “The World of Golden Eggs,” a Japanese computer animated series about a rural American high school. Here, Stefan can be seen wearing a bra which he insists is a ‘pectoral supporter’ and nothing more. Male bra wearing will likely stay in the underground until some huge star besides Stefan sets the trend. Glam, visual-kei, and grunge rock all tried to get guys wearing gowns in to the mainstream, but it never seemed to quite take off. But who knows, maybe someday Michael Jordan will lift up his and reveal that the secret to his success was actually a frilly red bra. Then perhaps a new day will dawn in socially acceptable men’s undergarments.

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/new-immigration-laws-hinder-some-married-expats-returning-to-uk

These are very good, thank you.

Is it restricted in Russia cause they make most of it now a days and they don't want to flood the market?