Tokyo-Saint

Milts?

Les Reed

Why do you eat your chips in the bog? Very strange bahaviour pap!

I imagine Turks wa outside of the chip shop heckling you both while himself eating a salad sandwich on rye and doing sit ups?

We need a score bob to know if it is worth researching ourselves or not. You are not Jonathan Ross and this isn't film 2013 ya know. We need bones out of 5 or at least percentages.

This can't be true.... unless he was the best dressed man in the chip shop?

Hi Bletch Stop spamming up the mainboard and taking up Brett's valuable time. We are waiting for your porn review on the muppet show.

This was on TV before here Pap but set in Brighton. One of the princes was gay and pulled some guy, he was all like "yeah I am gay, get over it, people have to accept me as I am". Then when he took his new Brighton boyfriend back to India he was like "don't mention being gay or nothing. Just say we are friends who like to wrestle." There was also an African prince who was really homophobic. It was lols when the Indian guy took his boyfriend back for a bum and the African guy was spinning out about it downstairs. Apart from that, it was a pretty sh!t program. I can imagine the American version is worse, similar set up just with more sob stories and tears?

Does he know it looks like Ranges? Is this down to the artist or his own spelling mistakes?

And bear has the audacity to come on here and say he isn't a price pikey.

I tried this already with les miserables and proved it was impossible.

Don't worry bear, it won't put her off. We all think you're a jizz face but you don't mind and seem to keep coming back.

Phils just p1ssed cause the muslamic thought police have already banned porn in Dubai so he can't join in. Don't worry phil, just review your favourite episode of Hollyoaks and then imagine the rest. This might help relieve some of the pressure as well.

Errm you can't get b1tches pregnant by letting the suck you off - can you? Bletch please confirm. Hi Sentry 1) are you a stalker? If not how did you get her email address? 2) have you ever emailed her? C) did she email back? D) please pm me any pics she emailed back E) bearsy's email address is bearsybear@gmail.com - feel free to stalk.

Yeah, they are friends with each other on twitter - both talking gangsta sh1t to each other.

PM bearsy, he'll tell you all you need to know for a small price. I actually use one of these regularly for small bits and pieces. There is one next door to my gym. It is just like when you go shopping on holiday really. You recognise most things but do not 100% know what anything is of if it will be any good. In my experience just buy what is generally better in Europe anyway - the German sausages are good, as are the cold meats and the cheese. The salad is ok but not great, make sure it is fresh. The stuff like ready made coronation chicken/Patato salad is terrible. The other stuff in there seems to be frozen ready meals or tins and I don't tend to buy this anyway and definitely not after the gym. The staff are ****, speaking on their mobiles on the shop floor etc, the atmosphere is like a BBQ at bearsy's house when everyone discovers there is no meat, just stale rolls and some no descript pink stuff. However it is ok for the odd 'continental' item - procutto etc

I haven't got time to write a review tonight but I want to bagsy the Dutch guy that goes round Eastern Europe paying birds on the street to suck him off down alleyways. I hope no one minds? If not, I'll do fake agent. Cheers.

I stopped reading as soon as he said golf course, can't take any chances.

This is very true to life in Japan. He is a kind of Benny Hill but does more real life situations.

It says "how this is how we stop an argument"

I posted that one before bear and I think invisimod deleted it . I am not sure why it was deleted. I checked the rules but there was no mention of this.

That guy is actually called 'hard gay'. I mean if you call your kids that, what do you expect?

Bear sent me this holiday shot - as it appears we are now sharing private messages

That was a CONFIDENTIAL PM bear!!!! Not for telling others about!

The Eastleigh shop window it is then.