Tokyo-Saint

Maybe he thought Andy Carroll had returned and just snapped at the thought of it.

Show some respect Sue, a horse has been punched. This is bigger than football.

Sorry, Golfing Phil not Ladyboy Phil. Sorry Phils.

Not Sure if this is Ant or Dec or what he is saying really but he is definitely in the throws of a melt down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIGz8m2vaiA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Whoa! Stop a horse. What's going on with the puns. I didn't mean to start this, I was just horsing around, time to rein it in.

Hope he goes down Furlong time.

Newcastle fan punches a horse... http://www.101greatgoals.com/blog/newcastle-fan-fights-police-horse-post-sunderland-defeat-pictures-video/?#comment-863468272 Christ on a bike.

Word!

Bet you've made a note of the word 'opai' eh crabby?

Morning class, There are a lot of questions here and I don't usually work weekends, so if it's ok with you I'm going to fly through them and then let the video explain the rest. JB mandarin is an orange not a language. If you are thinking of learning any other Asian language - don't. Just learn Japanese and then say that to them quicker and more aggressively. This is what I do and it's close enough. Your friends will believe you speak other languages and the Asians will understand you because at one point or there Japan will have invaded them. SC - degree classes are available but Milts is the only doctor on the forum. Mumgotboned in Southampton - tits = opia w@nk = te coki These girls will explain the rest

Yeah that's right CB, that's kid is definitely yours

I realise I have been neglecting your learning for a while. This is mainly due to miss hanna getting up the duff and losing her looks. Don't worry, I've ditched that b!tch and got some new ones. Today's word of the day is "shake shake shake it" which means 'to stir one's coffee". Here is a demonstration: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6fDXSJBemc&sns=em

Sorry Harvey, I posted this already. I've got comedy videos and pictures of topless women covered, bear has books & literature, spud has rave culture and come down remedies. Milts has the mental posts and Phil has celeb and golf stories. Can you concentrate on self shot amature girls please? Thanks.

They're not called the browns for nothin SS.

Mark this down as evidence please Capital saint. It may be useful later.

My neighbour is a massive Polish guy. When Barcelona were playing, at half time we both happened to go outside at the same time. I looked over and he was standing in a full Barca strip, shorts, socks the lot! I would have shouted "full kit wanker" at him but like I said, he is massive. I don't have any idea why he like Barca so much, as far as I can tell he is from Walsall or something.

Only SLIM woman should ever go outside. Oh, hang on, is that sexist?

Is tinypiks a porn site phil? I hope so. If not, send the pics to bear. Since I won our war, he does my admin.

Phil, You sure you are meeting all these semi famous people or is it just normal people in those paper masks that were on dragons den combined with your alcohol intake?

Shhhh save it, Turks will be on in a minute. I hear the government still allow the people of leeds to use the Internet between 9 and 5. He'll love this.

Good idea, get Turks in the muppet show and then ambush him. That should help Friday fly by and give DP some restbite.

He's also got a new watch!

Nah, all foreigners are weak, dive a lot, wave their hands in the air and can't play in cold places on tuesday nights. This is a footballing fact.

Hi Phil I have just spoken to Bear and he is definitely up for coming to the Flugalungbummin to see you in a dress. Can you please PM him the full details along with one or two golf/celeb photos and stories? Hope you have a good time. I am sure you will up load the photos. Tokyo