Tokyo-Saint

Can you not get around this by setting up a network of mirrors?

An unusual one then.

Btw - everyone should watch out for schools charging you for a qualification you don't need. Teaching teachers is big business and most end up losing money as you never use the qualification. Teaching English is the most popular 'drifters' option for those that don't really know what they want to do. Have a plan and stick to it. If you want to stay somewhere for a bit, things like Jet are really good options. Also check out the British council website for more info.

In that case (I.e just teaching in Thailand or china) you probably won't need any qualifications but you will have to have some idea of what you are doing. In my experience, those place just pay in cash at the end of the day. Depends if you want to stay somewhere for a bit or just make a couple of quid as you go. Most of it will be kids teaching though (tends to be the biggest market). You don't seem the type to sing incey wincy spider and ABC, maybe a different option might suit you...

You need a degree to get a full time work visa in Japan. You can work part time (up to 20hrs per week) on a working holiday visa though but I think you have to be under 30 for this.

Porn?

Pretty unfair if you ask me. One of the few benefits of working in an office is that you get to see a bit of tit. Now this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tieA5wfcgH4

I was thinking of letting you off spudders as I liked your idea but now... now you will be first against the forum wall when I am king.* * I mean to shoot you, firing squad style not bum you. To be clear, this in no way means bumming.

So I'm the only one who has followed the rules and posted a real footballer who is still playing (although obviously not much). You lot are a bunch of w@nkers, when the mods come to me begging me to lead them, you will all be infracted, all of you!

If you are looking for a job in London, in the EFL business and need something to top up your St Giles hours, PM me, I might be able to help out.

Yeah, it's an easy job. You are basically a language assistant rather than a teacher in the most part anyway. Japanese teachers who teach English in their high schools, mainly do so from an (out of date) text book, with useful phrases such as "how do you do?" "I am very pleased to meet you" "what are your hobbies?" "Do you like cats or dogs?" (meaning which do you prefer but instead of saying prefer, they translate directly from Japanese so use like). The teachers can seldom speak any English themselves above a basic level anyway. They used to use tape recorders to demonstrate the language but then someone had the great idea of bringing in genuine, real honkies to read from the book. Some schools have a progressive head of languages and really involve the native speaker, ask them to help plan lessons, demonstrate useful phrases etc but in the most part straying away from plan is very Japanese. As I said though, it is easy, well paid in comparison to other EFL jobs and you get time off to travel. I would recommend it if you are going to Japan and are unable to get a job at a Uni.

There are some similarities but no, it isn't him.

It is starting to look that way, yes. Edit - probably more Sibley and Cortese, no one knows if Turkish was 100% accurate. He has never knowingly been accurate about anything before so it is unlikely.

I've done it. Jet in Japan is pretty good as you tend to get the school holidays but teaching wise, you are more of an English speaking dummy there to demo the language than an actual teacher who plans lessons. St Giles are one of our customers, they have a pretty good reputation. I would look to go abroad though. The pay for teachers isn't great, the attraction is the travel element of the job. No point in doing it at their Highgate school or similar.

No, not so far. Biggest news of the day is that this was moved from being a sticky to not being a sticky and that chalet is stains puppet and does what he says.

That's what Jess said. Probably lots of driving stuff, rape, murder etc nothing too serious.

I don't know, I have been in a long running battle with the exects at 'Now that's what I call music' over a mix tape I gave Jess Hampton back in 1995.

Probably the same. At least copyright law anyway. Isn't it technically illegal to record certain things and play them back or something. I think even mix taps in the old days were illegal.

Too slow, his knees have gone.

I like your thinking spudders. BTW, anyone else notice the foot prints of the abominable snowmanon the Old Trafford pitch? HCDAJFU, pretty solid centre back, rarely beaten in the air with a lovely touch for a big man. Great leader at the back as well, usually organises the off side trap.

didier hamann seemed to have a good career with a similar schedule (tm Joey Barton 2013).

Have we signed Chelsea? As that is a sticky too. A lot of inconsistency going around at the moment.

The most annoying thing about Charlet is that he never picks me up on the extra r I always put in his name. Usually I just let my iPhone do what it likes, let's face it if it has a battery, it must know what it's doing. Even MLG doesn't get annoyed by it. Did matey get banned for calling him a ****?

Are those sources enjoying a bit of not so readily available desert moonshine?

Could help seal the Welbeck deal.