Tokyo-Saint

Good game but stay on topic please. This is a thread about Liverpool defenders, let's keep it like that. My favourite Liverpool defender is Skrtel, nice tattoos.

You're more of a FIFA man, I can tell. In all seriousness, FM stats or not, what kind of player is he? Ball player, limited defender, quick etc?

@pn_Emma_Judd: Judge has agreed to adjourn #Pompey high court case (PKF Vs Portpin) until January 31. More soon at http://t.co/DVufBvud In other news, David Connelly says playing for Pompey is one of the highlights of his career. At 35 he would play anywhere that pays him and say they were the best team in the world as soon as the cheque clears... Oh!

The hips don't lie or my titz ain't mountains tour?

When can we upload baby photos as well?

Legend!

Didn't they charge us £52 to get in their council house?

I like Alpine. Say what you want about him but be gets results. All he wants is to be noticed and he certainly does on here. I bet he drops the troll bomb, heads off for some toast and then 15 minutes later smiles as he looks at all 'his' responses.

Cheers spudders, it's a Christmas present that has gone horribly out of control. Last year I bought 2 Xfactor tickets for the mrs and she went off happily with a mate to watch little mix and ..... Eh, ... Others. Anyway, for some reason this year, she wants me to go. She keeps saying stuff like "you watched almost every episode with me, you'll enjoy it" she is missing out the fact that every episode I "watched" with her was after a saints game that I have driven to, I was sitting on the sofa with a whiskey and the fact Xfactor was on is purely incidental. Thanks for the advice though spudders, I think I will play the nipple game. I am a little worried about the average age of the crowd though as I heard the nipple game is how jimmy Savile got started. Hopefully this thread will still be going by Feb 8, then I will be am to trump everyone with my tails of Chris Malony singing 'All by myself'.

Southampton's very own, yes.

That's why I never went to see Hear Say in concert, seeing great bands like that live just spoils the illusion. As soon as you see them, you realise they are human just like you or me and the dream goes. I've got tickets for the X factor live next month (true story) and I am worried that when I see Rylan sing Ganga man whatever live, it just won't be the same. Any advice greatly appreciated.

Coldplay by miles, utter ****. Make trade fair, what at £75 a ticket? **** off!

Not 100% accurate as the Asian players we have are Japanese (although the Japanese say Kun is Korean), the red thing is mainly a Chinese thing. Other countries with big Chinese populations also go for the red thing and the number 7 etc but the Japanese don't really give a sh!t. In fact I was there just last week and having a discussion about football, saints came up and they said, yeah I know them, they play in red and white, what's going on with the kit this season though? Most people over there that like football know a lot more than we give them credit for (other parts of Asia may differ but the Japanese have been watching the premier league for at least 20 years.

Why was Turkish dressed as a Frenchman today?

Great win. As important as Leeds away last season. Great work but Jrod as well as bollock. Also another good game for Lambert in centre mid number 10 role and Cork as always. Panic at the end when the mentalists came on for the left sided players.

I don't know why golfing Phil wants the muppet show team to be sent in? We were all there last week, smirking saint almost lost a tooth and Bearsy will never walk the same again.

Where did you go? You know, When things went wrong for you.

Stag night started early? I feel the lady duff protest too much. "where you go sexy man? Why you not drink wit me? Come come bring your golf clubs, I have somewhere you can put them."

I'm back on Saturday bear. Those red envelopes are chinese, we just have white ones here. I knew you wouldn't like that so got you an octopus instead. I knew you'd like that, safe bet.

^mmmmmm a good effort Turkish but everyone knows dune loves you too much to actually be you. Plus you are far too busy with your other log ins.

I'm going for breakfast. Let me know when the 50 shades of Grey moment arrives Pap, I wouldn't want to miss that. Edit - sh!t just realised that might have gone as well when SB was talking about enjoying anal.

Aaarahh just one more post, quick sb, get your new topic out before I have to leave my hotel room for breakfast and you run out of posts.

Hi Sexy Bum, checking in from Kyoto just for you. I agree, a few posters are definitely into anal. What new topic would you like by the way? Maybe me and you can talk it through with your last 2 posts.

Don't worry everyone, I'm on dune watch. If anything will smoke him out, it will be this. Just a shame we don't know the ethnic background of the caller. If we knew that, there would be no way dune could resist.

I think I've had some of that!