Tokyo-Saint

When I clicked on Bearsy's profile it took me to a Birmingham strip club with a special upstairs area.

It's not up for discussion, so shut up!

A similar thing happened to Delldays but luckily nowadays they get special training and he was able to eat his way out.

Yeah whatever delldays, like we are going to believe you know anyone who hasn't been locked up in a sardine tin under water for 6 months and then not boned a pro when they got out. I bet there was a queue when you boys were on leave. Or are you talking about ladyboys?

Strange I admit but they do stuff like that on tv all the time. Maybe cause he is such a lad, boning everything it was a cover for him being gay, like with Turkish.

You'll have to ask him. I've told him there is a thread about him over here but he's pretending not to see at the moment.

Sorry missed it. I've been on my iPhone for a while (sob story about laptop) and currently in a cafe eating a fry up with a hangover. My English is going to be worse than Bearsy's for a while.

I've told you before I have a mate who posts on here. He's a big Ben Goddards fan.

I'm a well travelled man, loads of my mates have ladyboy stories. I've said about it before. I can honestly say I haven't, not my type. Not as in because it is a bloke as many times it is difficult to tell but they are usually tall, slender types bit glamorous Essex style, done up to the 9, loads of make up, big hair and stuff. Anyone who has travelled around Asia or brazil will have come across one (pun intended) at some point or other.

My friend who posts on this board sometimes has some ladyboy stories. I'll give you a clue bear, RPS - he's being all serious at the moment over on the main board at the moment being all serious.

Yeah but your mum was furious!

My friend (yes friend - famous for his Thai condoms fit me story) was having some on the clock sex with a pro in Amsterdam. At the doorway they are all like "do whatever you like for 30 guiders or Euros or whatever) but once you get in there there are more surcharges then Ryan Air. Anyway, he was boning her in missionary and wanted to change position (well that's his story anyway, in truth he probably wanted spanked or something), so she said if he wanted another position it was X Guiders or euros. So he got up from boning, butt naked, little pecker standing to attention and everything and walked across the room to get money from his jeans which were folded across a chair. He was a bit ****ed and stoned and obviously in a hurry so picked is jeans up quickly so as to save the embarrassing process of paying while naked with a boner last longer than it had to. He had forgotten he had loads of change in the pockets and before he knew it coins were pouring out of the pockets and spreading themselves nicely around this hookers boudoir. He was naked scrambling around the floor on all fours trying to collect his coins while an angry Slovakian with her tits out looked on.

The correct term is homosexuals

[video=youtube;Z0GFRcFm-aY] But I feel fine?

I don't think she like joking spudders, best be careful.

£318 seems like a very exact amount bear. It's like she has looked at you, considered the deal and said "I'll do it for £318" you boss has gone "I've got £315 on me in cash?" she's refused, then your boss has dug around his pockets found another pound and a couple of 50ps and gone "£317?" at that point she's gotten angry and said "look it's £318 or nothing, take it or leave it!" your other colleagues has scrambled around, chipped on some 20ps and some 10ps and eventually gotten to the majic number. Then she's taken you upstairs and demanded that you spend a good bit of your 30 mins going down on her! Broken Britain!

PM me the address bear, I'll pop in and do some research and let you know my investigations.

I woke up with a head ache - is this a sign?

Are you covering for bletch while he enjoys the holidays or something?

Come on, you said you had a smelly cat, I was asked to investigate, what does it smell of?

This might be the worse thread on the muppet show for a while. Like speaking to a ****ed focused female and stain but I'm up for it having more replies that spudders origional, that would be small Lols. Btw Jillyanne, what does your pussy smell of?

That's ok mate, out of interest do you still call bear a spastic?

Cheers!

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Cheers, I played the medieval one ages ago and loved it but the graphics kept crashing. Do you need any special graphics card to play them or would any with a new laptop be enough? (pretty high spec work one but doubtful graphics card is any good).