Tokyo-Saint

You thinking they may be up for a swap?

Word searched and Japanese poemed your way through all your posts. What a waste. Left kids and wife, cos u get addicted to scrabble. Tragic. Now do one Tourette's face! #undosuru

I don't know why someone didn't think about bringing the hard sale 'concept cars' technique into the newsagents business earlier.

Included under "Reckless Poser"

I 'll ask my scouse contact and get back to you.* *pms PAP

Liverpool are the new Brighton? I like that.

I never joke. I truly don't believe peachy has Norwegian contacts and won't until I read a blog about it or hear him talking to Jason Cundy at 11:45 pm on talksport.

St Chalet has a mini #loveit #modsinsmallcars

Would you like to buy a bar of fruit and nut or whole nut for £1.99? I mean obviously you haven't put it on the counter to show that you have any interest in buying a bar of fruit and nut or whole nut but maybe I can convince you by highlighting the fact that it is overpriced but in truth a bit too big for an evening treat. Anyway, are you interested? Only £1.99! No? How about a bag of fruit pastels or maybe a 2 litre bottle of coke? No? Just the DVD then? Are you sure? What really? Ok, just the DVD... How about an Ice cream? Sir... Sir.... what so you mean you'll just stream it? Oh FFS!

I shouldn't get involved in this I know. It just p!sses me off when a dog tries to say he is not a dog. I have two labradoors and if they try and tell me they are not dogs, I kick off. #riseaboveit #crack*****whorewordgameplayingmotherfunker I'm staying out of it, too much of a real man for insults #bletchyisaw@nker I am above insulting people #stillaw@anker

Norwegian contact yeah right! Called Weatherpersons to speak to Claus then?

That was obvious turks.

I am looking at myself in the mirror right now, fully naked with a stonker on #workfromhomeinnit all you do is play sudoku with a biffter and a bottle of Jamessons how does that respect your fellow forum users #peopleinglasshousesgetsunburnt

Get your own house in order before criticising me. I have enough dirt on you bletchy, people in glass houses #wordsearchpervert

I was enjoying sour mash having a discussion with himself and then the usual suspect start chipping in with their football talk.

I don't think they have you down as husband material but good to see you are open minded. I think that freedom of choice should be limited to the job someone is paid to do. If there is an area of the job they are unable to do then they should not do that job. I would not be happy to see a Muslim morgate adviser if it was his belief that due to his religion, he could not lend me money whatever my circumstances. He should not be doing that job. The same goes for Jewish bar man that refuses to sell pork scratchings, a budest butcher that refuses to sell meat, the list goes on.

Save it for the kangaroo court in the muppet show. I don't make the convictions, I just do the investigations. Back on topic, do they have music shops in the desert? I wonder if the decline of the music/DVD shop is a mainly European thing. I have just gotten back from Japan and the HMV over there was pretty packed out with sale shoppers. They don't seem to have the same download culture yet and still love going into town shopping.

Would you mary a gay Turks?

I've got a theory that golfing Phil is actually Neil Allen or is it the other way around? Anyway, I believe the paragraphing of the above proves me right. Come on Phil, own up.

I watched the campaign while I was away and thought it was really good. Any film with the line "I'm going to **** his wife" is ok with me.

A vote? I genuenly really like that like that idea. However they shouldn't apologise unless they feel the need to. Maybe a kind of X forum style panel, if the decision is close or spilt in anyway it goes to a panel of former mods and celeb posters. I'm in! I hope the offer of the £5 bribe swings this one, that is something the Facebook suggestion was missing.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/queens-park-rangers/9801632/Joey-Barton-and-former-Liverpool-and-Man-City-midfielder-Dietmar-Hamann-in-frankly-hilarious-Twitter-altercation.html This is why I have been looking for a proper enemy for a while now. SB and stain take note, this is how it should be done.

Sorry, I can't understand the berkshire accent, are you speaking posh or something? Oh no, what have I done? You're not 11 are you? If you are I'll settle for £400 out of court.

Weren't HMV one of Dune's big share tips?