Tokyo-Saint

It will always be a sticky for me Charlet, no... for us. If I were you, I'd sticky up everything just to p!ss moaners like stain off. Go for it Nic, sticky up whatever the feck you like!

Like, very main board like. In fact... Has this been on the main board before?

In fact, it even says why it is a sticky. Charlet made a sticky when Ramirez signed therefore likes to make stickies when he has a good feeling about something. It's all in the bit about subs.

Throw in Bruno and Maguinan and make it a royal rumble. Last man standing gets to fight Tyson in Vagas. Sky will do that one PPV.

Thinking that this may come under some tough competition for stupidity by the mainboard one but here goes. The rules - must be a realistic target, must be stupid, must be something you wouldn't be surprised to see on the main board. My suggestion, Micheal Johnson. This guy had great potential when younger, if Nigel can just get in his head and we can get him match fit, he could be a fantastic player for us and a bargain.

With Fox playing a lesser part these days, we need someone new to do those long 40 yard balls to pucheon's head.

I've only ever been banned by 2 people on twitter, Neil Allen and him. It appears neither like to debate something when it looks like the may lose the argument or find some of the questions tough.

In stickied the Ramirez one myself when he signed, I must admit.

must really help ease the strain on a lot of the fuk face stuff though?

That is so 2013! 2012 was all about 'can he play at left back?' You are right, it doesn't work with CBs though.

He is not a man who believes in a granny anex is he?

When bear was away for a day or two, I did a summary on what had been happening and what he had missed. Do I get one of those? Thought not. What I know: * The mods have started eating hamburgers and are funding it by putting adware viruses into your computer. * Nigel adkinson plays football manager and all of our signings must have good potential on that. * Turkish is up for marrying a gay guy but only if he can wear a cross. * Some Italian has taken the place of the long running will gaston sign thread - a muppet spin off has not been released yet. * The RSPCA don't let bearsy own cats any more as he leaves them for months and lets them just fend for themselves. * The smell of Rihanna makes bear lose his stiffy Other than that, what have I missed?

It appears I didn't really make a dolphin cry at all then.

mmmmm not bad but I didn't say it was from bear so doesn't fully work. Maybe it works about 87% but not fully. Besides, I've made a dolphin cry, what have you ever done?

I'd never send that bletch, too obvious! I can see you disappointed face when you open it and find my spunk. Oh, that was obvious you'd say but imagine your surprise when you find a bear's finger or dolphin tears. Post your address and you'll see. I bet loads of people will send you all sorts of interesting stuff.

Post your address on here and I'll give it a go. I doubt what I send you will match what you've got but like I say, we'll give it a go.

Shut up bletch, I'm winning this! I haven't been so excited since I played telephone roulette. BTW I had a mate who went to the world stone scissors paper championships in Canada. He got to the quarter final and reckons that puts him in the top 8 of the world. A pretty big achievement, I am sure you'll agree.

Is the chairman first class? And have people been working hard behind the scenes?

Bletch is right though, I go away for a bit and when I get back, this place is dead and we have mods/admin eating McDonald's instead of curry. I have had to stray over to the main board infraction area. What the f*ck has bear let happen to this place?

#ohf^ckoffboring Where is bear? I haven't been properly greeted on my return from my octopus research.

Yeah you can join in, you've got two posts to do it in #letsseewhatyou'vegot #registeredw@nker

MLG is going to love this thread. I know he is a big fan of Seabiscuit.

Maybe Martin has to aim lower, League 1 for a season. Seabourbe will always be a league 1 player in my opinion.

Martin is already out on loan (isn't he?) Seabourbe will never be good enough and I guess Jos will leave at the end of the season.