Tokyo-Saint

You wish! Kaching! ££££

Well if it's ink, then it is obviously Bruce Buck. He loves a deal on a cartridge, everyone knows that.

Which one buys the paper dammit? My money is on Attenborough.

I'm on the scoreboard!

Check out the one in white, what a hussy!

No problem my semi literate nemesis. 1 more post today, make it count!

I've got a log in for lurking only, hardly ever use it. As long as you just want to have a look what's on there and don't get me banned, you can use it. PM me for details.

Hey SB, have you voted for me in the SWF awards 2012 yet?

I know! Only me and you that have posted pics do far. How about this one?

Ok, bit boring but fair enough. I like this one.

Can we post a funny picture after our favourite Lambert picture?

Konichiwa class, Genki desuka? Hisashiburi desune! I am pleased to say myself and miss hanna are back for another lesson. I must admin I got a bit bored of teaching you dumb asses but then miss hanna was like, let's teach them and I was like, nah and she said, I'll go on a skateboard along a bumpy road in the next lesson, and I said yeah ok then! So here we are, note pads at the ready, today's word is 'Kutsu' which means 'shoes' in English. Now, b!tches love kutsus, for example my mrs has loads and Turkish has loads too. All kinds of b!tches loves shoes. There are lots of different kinds of kutsu, now some of this Japanese pronunciation gets difficult so stick with me. Ok the Japanese for Boots is ..... Butsu Sneakers/trainers is ........ Sneakas and smart work style shoes is ....... business shoes otsukaresamadesu everyone, enjoy the lesson. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oPXOJ_Xdsw

Good work misery, I must admit I have never looked in the back ground of any of these videos. I think it was anime and pretty tame stuff by the look of it. It is not uncommen for Japanese men to read hentai on the trains in Japan, none of that would pass the muppet show's rules.

Undousuru everyone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc

Good work! I guess the others are playing the innocent!

Don't worry Bletch, I won't show your photos to anyone. * *unless they ask.

Good news fools. After hours of negotiation with the mods, we are allowed to have a hardcore porno thread. The only rule is (AND THIS MUST BE FOLLOWED OR THE DUMB MODS WILL BLAME ME), there can not be any porn at all! This is to fall in line with regular muppet show/SWF rules like no porn and don't be insulting or racist or Xenophobic unless it is against the Irish or the Scottish. Here is my contributions, feel free to add your own but remember, stick to the rules! Important, please note that flirtations are only permitted (and even encouraged) between myself and Bearsy. Such things as posting the same stuff at the same time will be met by glorious lols from all users. All other flirtations are banned, apart from me and Sue or wibble or whoever. Look, just generally I am allowed to flirt, others aren't apart from b!tches flirting back at me, that is also fine. Any sexual tension based flirting between tim and Turkish either on this thread or outside of the main board in general, will be met with severe sanctions and infractions. Sub rule 5 - I'm allowed to post porn, no one else is. Banzai!

How much? I just made a tenner on the muppet show. Dig Dig, get me one and we'll call it quits.

We need clarifications! For example is this a banned porn image or permitted under the 1985 WTF act?

And the Octopus? Was that just collateral damage? I was thinking of starting a thread in strange porn but with the rule that no porn was allowed to be posted i.e. octopus heads. Can I repost?

Sold to the man in the hat!

What was wrong with my Japanese one? That wasn't porn (not in the conventional sense anyway). It was just two Japanese chicks with octopuses on their heads. I have rechecked the rules and there is nothing in there about seafood as hats!

By the way, thanks for calling me a funny poster. I've got nothing to hide, I've met a few people from here before. Besides, when I go to games, most people are really ugly. I am no oil painting myself but seriously.... And dumb, shouting out stuff like "Wake up saints!", "maya it's all too easy!" and stuff like that.

Sounds like another thread to me tpbury! I'm on commission for keeping the muppet show alive while the 'better posters' are away. Start a thread!