Tokyo-Saint

Skint, I knew you'd be easy to turn. You must have loads of build up recentment, not getting free mini metros or invites to curry nights. Nevermind, come into our boosom, we'll look after you here. Ok, first job - tell convict he has to at least pm me the photos form oz '92 in the next couple of hours or you'll give him some infractions. Next - Unban MLG, it's getting boring without his video updates. Cheers!

Great, that's two! Put that in yer pipe Bear.

You'll be checking your c.ock when Guly comes on? Turkish, you are a confusing guy.

Yeah good call bear. Convict get your Ozzie conquest photos up. It's perfectly safe now, no mods about.

You take a clock to matches with you? Is this a fashion thing?

It's a win win situation bear. Either they turn like Clarke did (have you noticed MLG post today? thought not) or they think another mod is going to spot them in some illegal activities and tell baj and they leg it. Either way we get a free run of the muppet show to get convict to post readers wife style pictures of ozzie birds he has banged.

Convict will you stop going on about all the birds you have banged (just pm me the photos if you want, I'll tell everyone about them later). I am trying to turn another mod into an informer here!

Bear, It's Lallanas! You is coming out of character!

Hi Skintsaint, I've always liked you, even when you were mugging me off for whatever. How would you like to be our informer? Don't worry, it won't be like the sopranos or nothing. It is highly unlikely you will get shot in the back of the head and left by a skip in Turkish's rusting old BMW. All you have to do is tip us off when there will be raids and let's us know what's happening with the bannings and stuff. In exchange we will self mod in the muppet show and try and cut down on posting Tits and exposing curry gate. We will keep a closer eye on people like Milton roader and cheese on toast as well. This will free you up to play more football manager network games with MLG. What do you say? Are you in?

Exactly what I said!

The problem for me hasn't been the winger, the problem has been the overlapping full back, whether it's Gibbs or Walker or whoever. Even if the goal doesn't come directly from this the space created from the panic causes us nightmares. I love Lallana but in defence this year I think he may have been trying too hard. He seems to want to either drift inside to help out, leaving space for the overlapping full back or he tries to close down quickly. Closing down seldom works at this level unless we are 'hunting in packs'. Compare this to Samaras last night who didn't really close down very much but was fantastically disciplined with his positioning. Bear, I don't hate Fox much, my brother actually knows his dad and has met Fox a couple of times saying he is a good guy (Fox sat with the Saints fans against Everton). However, I still think he was at fault for the 2nd goal on Monday (although I admit it was a well worked break) and also for the goal we conceded against Villa, and Man City.

When did this happen?

To be fair, he was at fault for the 2nd goal. I think Lallana is terrible at offering protection, he drifts into the middle and follows the ball far too much. However, their 2nd goal had nothing to do with this.

If we can get 11 players to replicate that form over 90 minutes bear, the opposition will struggle to get the ball.

Never been into big birds, don't get the attraction.

This one? You are going to have to adjust your standards mikey or you are going to remain a virgin for a while longer.

Do one curry thief! Hang on, you are mugging off convict who has just called me a peodo. Sorry, I take it back - insult away!

Clyne is good for me.

I've just had a phone call, Nigel wants me to bring Miss Hanna in to teach some of the squad Japanese. Said I should bring a skipping rope, curtain pole and horse riding whip? All part of the change of stimulus I guess.

Maybe, what are the rules on withdrawing players? Maybe full internationals and under 21s can't be withdrawn without faking an injury Man Utd style but the rest don't really count so can? MLG are you able to confirm?

I would guess Ward-Prowse is set to make a return to the first team, perhaps even Stephens. NA doesn't want to make it obvious who will be in the team so has withdrawn all of them.

Stop sitting around here chatting when you have work to do. Have you done those tasks yet? Come on, you've seen Sopranos, there is only one way this is going to end.

Maybe it was like a metaphor or something. When he was buying the curtain pole was he holding beef in his other hand? Did he mention going out for a kebab and a saveloy later? He could be putting Derren Brown like images into her head to get her to put out. She basically went from virgin to being *****ed by frankie dettori's whip in 3 chapters. He must be using some mind tricks somewhere.

BLETCH! shhhhhh, Hold back with the revelations for a bit. I am half way through turning another mod. If I can get another 1 or 2, we could be running this place from the inside. It could be like the gangster guy on porridge, running the prison from his cell while the governor (Steve Grant) thinks he runs the place, we are the ones smoking cigars and drinking brandy. Play your cards right and you could end up with a cushty job in the library or the kitchens or something.

Why not be an informer as well? We'll help you keep it hushed. We are going to open a 'mods protection programme' you just need to change your name to Colin and your location to little Rock Arkansas. Your back story is that you are a cheese salesman (get it?) with 2 kids and a dog (dog optional). What do you say? Are you in?