Tokyo-Saint

I only come on here for a laugh David. If I came on here for saints info, I would be bitterly disappointed.

Can we add don't know to the poll please. I always like to vote don't know to throw the stats.

I have no idea..... what you.... mean!!!!

I think you should use them all David. You should either change your font to blue and yellow in dedication to Sweden or alternatively, Orange to p!ss of Rabbit. I think Turkish is joking 99% of the time, which can cause misunderstanding amongst the serious posters on this ming* board. *A vowel has been changed to protect the innocent/sensitive.

Whoa David, you replaced all the bold and underlined words with dots. What's going on? Freaked me out a bit. By.... The.... Way... I think Turkish may be joking.

When's he signing? Can he play centre back. I need info... INFO!!!

It's not a competition!

Did he mention when we would have to pay the installments?

Telex us why you think so?

7 - The remainder goes to Penarol. 8 - He drinks ice tea. 9 - His agent drinks coffee. 10 - They were surprised to see a wild pony eating the flowers in the hotel garden.

Could be he has had some really bad news and just needs cheering up.

I know, I was just winding up my favourite WUM.

You're thinking of Boumsong

Or it could be they have a big sign up saying interest free credit available, then while you are doing the deal, someone else asks about the same car and the salesman suddenly pulls the plug on the credit and asks for an extra £500. We just don't know the details.

Where's the bladdy hotel worker when you need him? Will someone please get him to deliver some croissants into that meeting room and then post up here what they are talking about!

It's a roller-coaster of emotions.

Exactly! I still don't see the link though between someone's wife or girlfriend being a bit of a princess in their opinion and the hating of male/male relationships. If there is a thread on mumsnet complaining that men are pigs/slobs are they anti lesbian?

You're right! I've only just seen it now but you are completey correct. Everyone on this thread hates gays and are just posting about their wives to show how they are not gay. Interesting... Do you this any of them are secretly gay but are staying in the closet. All this talk about their wife going to get her nails done etc. Mmmmm

First one to say pay as you play wins the kieron dyer poster of the day award.

Exactly. He has just got back from his summer holiday. What football agent takes a holiday in the off season?

Please stop sending idiots to the muppet show, we are trying to have some serious conversations over there!

Ha! within 1 minute of each other bear BFFF! It's almost like we are the same person, like dune and that cheese guy who has now disappeared.

Is this how Alpine feels? Is it possible to go off topic when nobody is really sure what the topic is? What was it anyway? Guess the facebook status update that upset loads of people? I guess it was something racist. Probably something about planet of the apes and look a likes. That seems to upset people.

Yeah Scotty, you want in, you've got to come up with the goods. Bear forgot to mention that they must be a 7 or above for the pic to count. Lower than a 4 counts as minus points.

Nice titz on that bird though bear.