Tokyo-Saint

I am still waiting on full mod privileges, like the ability to lock threads, the uniform etc. I won't be handing out any infractions on this occasion, we'll just put it down to youthful enthusiasm. No need to thanks me, all in the line of duty.

Quick move this to the lounge before Bearsy sees it and infracts you for being too high brow! (I have made infract a verb now for all the dune style grammar police).

My first job as new mod... http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?14620-Pompey-Takeover-Saga/page1428

See the thread in the muppet show, myself and detective Bear proved beyond reasonable doubt that he is now posting as cheese on toast.

Watch out, bletch will have you down as being dune.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but your words really hurt me.

All the highs and the lows and the to's and the fro's, they left you dizzy?

Stay on topic Turkish. I can't take you anywhere. How many cups of wine will I have consumed? We're drinking whisky in a brave new afternoon. So raise your glasses, drink a toast to the boring classes. I hate pouring my heart out on the forum.

But if bearsy stays for a while.. I'll try to think of something kind to say. With you Turkish, I may as well tell it to the sick and to the dammed.

Play the game dikface. You've got to use lyrics but still stay onto or near topic.

Hang about, I'll sing about this gang of gin I'm in. Then you'll know most certainly the kind of game I'm in.

Charming Man was getting pally with the scally in the alley giving head for gear, call a spade a spade got a slit from ear to ear.

Turkish, you talk, you talk a good game.

13 posts in and not one person has said they would but saints yet.

Would you still charge £5?

Buy your way to becoming a mod on here and then abuse your power?

Good point!

Being 'wellmed' both under and over is subjective. If rshephard was under-whelmed, he was, even if you where overwhelmed with excitement about the signings.* *this is not bullying or even being mean, just making a point.

But not me Nothing much needs monitoring in the muppet show as half the threads have already been moved there by a mod for going off topic and have just been moved there to die. Although we did discover cheese on toast was dune, no-one was there to see as no mods ever go there.

I don't drink that often, probably less then once a week, maybe once every two weeks. I do have a massive blow out every so often, usually an all dayer. On Sat between me and a mate we had, over the course of a day/night 1 bottle of vodka, 1 bottle of whiskey, about 8 beers and a couple of shots. This is pretty unusual though, maybe once ever couple of months.

I'm honoured! If he is in the masons can you get me in?

Ask to see his nipple. If he gets out his right nipple, puts his hand under his right leg and tries to shake your hand, he may or may not be in the masons.

Ssssshhhhhh I've just applied to take bearsy's job as Muppet show mod. I have to keep all links to porn or sex to a minimum until the job is mine.

I will apply for the muppet show or the lounge. If not me, can I nominate Glasgow or Bearsy? Need a mod with a sense of humour that actually goes on the muppet show occasionally.

http://beginningandend.com/rihannas-where-have-you-been-video-more-illuminati-symbolism/ Apparently sticks and stones break her bones but third eyes and pyramid capstones excite her.