Tokyo-Saint

I agree and I expect them to be bad. However, there has to be a reasonable level. I expect to sigh at the very least, maybe groan but when my sole screams in pain, it is just too much

Above are the worst on here so far. Where is Bearsy with the infraction gun?

Bet he is having a hell of a party to celebrate!

I like this thread so far, I think it's got potential. It is a kind of black hole. As long as it doesn't get dragged off topic by MLG and Turkish. So..... What shall we talk about?

Yes, come on, chop chop.

That's what happened with me.

Paradise is always 3 hours ahead, except on Sundays where they moving the clocks back 21 hours, thus giving them an extra day and getting rid of Mondays.

Can you lock the Pompey one in the lounge? Just for an hour, just to watch the melt down.

Good point. Why don't you go for it? It would be good to have a mod in the know.

You're backed!

No crisps?

You can, you just need a special type of chair.

He has probably Pm'd Steve with a 45 page document supporting his application along with DVD showing saintsweb of the future.

I have a confession to make... I already know Baj. He used to live round the corner from me as a kid and he worked at the local M&W. It meant I couldn't buy alcohol under age from him as he knew how old I was. He has been moderating my behaviour for about 20 years now. It's the introduction to Steve Grant that will seal my fate. All I know is I have to meet him at his flat in Croydon, bring him a virgin, a shrunken goats head and some frogs blood. I have no idea where I will find a virgin in Croydon on a Friday night.

The pub in Swaythling? There won't be any drinking going on. This modding is a serious game.

Sometimes you can be coming deep inside, sometimes you don't even touch the side, like a sausage up an alleyway.

You'll be infracted for this as soon as my powers clear.

I told you, I don't have full powers yet. I can't say much as it is all pretty top secret but lets just say there is a ceremony similar to that of the Mafia. As soon as I become a made man or Mod, I have 24 hours to kill someone (or life banning). This will prove I am not an undercover agent. First, I have to meet Steve Grant and Badj for the ceremony. I just hope it isn't like in goodfellas.

I know what you mean. It seems one rule for one and another for another. It seems fine for someone to come along to the muppet show and post a thread about the politics or fine art or something but if you try and post a favourite type of cheese thread on the main board, everyone goes nuts. You can't even disagree with MLG over there without someone saying your bullying him or are out of order. I say any more serious posts on here and we just ignore the original post and start listing good places to see titz or sports people as biscuits or something.

Does that include me and you?

Mong boards are important Turkish. A philosopher once wrote you need three things to have a good life. One, a meaningful relationship, two, a decent job of work, and three, to make a difference. And it was always that third one that stressed me, to make a difference. And I realise that I do. Every day, we all do. It's how we interact, with our fellow man.

When I get too fukked (for example after upto 3 pints), my heart beats slow fast, I don't feel right, with a slight of hand I might die. What about you over there?

I know what you mean, I’m pipin’ almost every night, I watch my dreams float by...out of sight.

I bet you say that to all of the girls?

You two are still thinking about that lottery money aren't you?