Tokyo-Saint

No, he was a co(k. *stands back and waits for a reaction.

Do you think this is dune giving us an update on his non-smoking exploits? (notice the capital D) or is this SRS? What you thinking Rockford?

I'v already forgotten, which one am I?

That is exactly the plan I said to bear on PM. A bit like at the end of seven. I bet dune looks like Kevin Spacey as well.

Good point but this came after my original thoughts on him being a young attention seeker. In actual fact it is just his humour that is immature, similar to dune's. Also, saying he is not dune has played on dune's arrogance. As I said, he wants us to know how clever he is (as always) and by making it obvious he has beaten the dumb mods and their ban, he is showing us. By us saying he might not be dune, this has rattled cheese on toast to then come out and pretty much claim to be dune. Me and bear ain't as dumb as we look you know?

Don't worry he is back under the name cheese on toast. He is currently too scared to come out of the muppet show but I'm sure he will be along soon.

[quote=saintbletch;1435017 that's a vanity that comes from an inner-monologue that he won't be able to silence easily. But shush...don't tell Cheese on Toast that we're tracking him. That's what I thought. He wants us to know how clever he is getting past the dumb mods by having a spare user name and IP address so much that he will probably get caught again. The only other option is a teenager desperate for attention and pretending to be Dune.

Wrong again! I was up for killing him whatever, Bearsy wanted to give him a chance. At the moment he is in a kind of Guantanamo Bay, locked in the Muppet show, the least policed place on the forum. He has ventured onto the main board once but everyone knows dune sees himself as a bit of an intellectual and therefore loves the lounge. It won't be long before he thinks the lounge users need to know what's in today's Express, then he'll give himself away.

Are you Dune?

You mock us then several hours later after a great deal of thought, you come up with exactly the same question you mocked us for asking. The only thing you are missing is Turkish being in the room next door. Go heavy lift that!

That was in my original line of questioning I think. He said he didn't know who Thatcher was...

Bloody hell, we have a Dune wannabe on our hands!

That's weird, Rockford and I posted at the same time and were thinking the same thing..... Maybe it is dumb, dumber and even dumber investigates.

You pretty much tried to tell us that you were Dune on PM without actually saying, "I'm Dune". This was quite Dune like. However, I was thinking that your posting style is of someone younger than Dune, then Bearsy said that your posting style was of someone younger than Dune, then after some thought, we concluded that you were someone younger than Dune. A kind of Hitler youth if you will. Does Dune have a younger brother?

In truth me and Bearsy have some detailed notes on this. Our investigation hasn't just been asking some dumb questions in the hope Dune will crack. Our conclusion is we still don't know. There are many Dune qualities about Cheese on toast and when he PM'd us and said he was in fact Dune, we were suspicious that it might be Dune. However, Cheese on Toast seems a lot younger. Could there be such as thing as a Dune wannabe? A copy cat poster?

Just come back to Motspur Park mate, probably just as quick into Waterloo as Southfields is into town.

Cheese on toast can you answer the questions above please. I'll answer the first one, what's Dune going to do now? A) Log in as a different user.

You just better hope we don't make a citizens arrest Stanley.

Nothing to be ashamed of Bear. We have done some good detective work today. We can't save the whole bloody board.

How do you know he is banned? I was talking with Bearsy and missed everything.

Good spot there Dune. It is obviously someone who my iPhone wants me to contact as it auto corrected shame into Shane. Problem is, I don't know a Shane. Do you tristain.

Oh so it's not really Dune then. Anyone that's says they are dune is not really him as nobody would actually admitt to being him unless they were joking. Shane really as I thought Tokyo and Bearsy investigates was going well. Kind of like starsky and hutch but on a mong board.

Doh! Dumb Tokyo! Sorry Bear, should never have doubted you. Sorry for derailing this thread. So has he signed yet or whatever?

Got any porn Dog?

Dum Bear! Remember he doesn't know what bastion means. Keep your words from radio 4 and the times out of this!