Tokyo-Saint

I works, stop trying to get me Bearsy infractions

It's an old one and may have been posted before but still funny. Stick with it or forward to 3:30. http://m.funnyordie.com/videos/e384412665/japanese-ski-resort-prank-from-mike

I thought we all agreed that we added up the attendances for all of the preseason games and just pretended it was one game?

Dune

Cheers mate. I'm sure you will be online when I log on later. Speak then x

Turkish get back in the next room. We might be needing you later.

I'm going to Wembley for the final of the football (you don't need to know that, I just wanted to tell you). Looks like dune either has no integrity, I over estimated it or it isn't cheesy. Why don't you play Scrabble with him bletch? If you haven't found out anything by the time I get back, we'll let bear fukk him up old school style. Btw - when you say you are the one eyed man, are you trying to say you're a bellend or was it just a slip?

What bletchy can't understand is that dispite his many flaws, Dune has integrity about his beliefs. It would there for be very difficult for dune to say certain things (if not impossible). Therefore direct questioning does have its place in this investigation. Dune will never say: Women are good drivers. The EU is a good thing. Foreigners are ok. Immigrants have contributed to the UK eccomomy. The Spanish aren't lazy. The Germans aren't trying to take over the world. Labour might be right about something Etc As dune has integrity he will never be able to say these types of things when asked directly. One of Dune's many flaws is that he is insecure about his intelligence, this may be a subconscious thing but is the reason why he always has to talk down to people and try to demonstrate how clever he thinks he is. With this in mind, bletchy is also a suspect. Bletch, what do you think of the EU?

Lols saintbletch thinks he is the brains of the muppet show. Show us some results! You're just the boss sitting behind your desk moaning that me and bear smashed up the city while chasing the crim in bear's Ferrari. You don't know what it's like out there! I'm getting too old for this Sh!t.

Anal Bear! I see what you mean. He is all like, I'm in charge now, nothing to see here. Dune, cheesy, p!ss in this pot we are going to do some DNA tests. I'll need a stool and sperm sample later so don't be going anywhere. In the meantime do this English test, I wanna check your proper nouns. At the same time he is dismissing us from the investigation. Might have to start handing out some muppet show infractions soon Bear. Maybe you will have to ban everyone and start again. A bit like POL did when they had that breakdown and discovered all their members were just all the people from here.

I blew this case open! While you were talking about DNA samples and proper nouns, I got new dune to admit: 1) He hates the Spanish 2) He hates the Germans 3) He is sexist 4) He wants out of the EU 5) He is dune Bearsy and Tokyopeace for eva!

Nah missed that. Looks like the mods are on the look out though. King mod Steve Grant is even looking around. They rarely come in here though. That's why cheesy is hanging out in here like some kind of Internet Anne Frank.

Yeah, dune is much cheesier than that!

Investigation closed. Hang him!

I've just caught dune dispite bletch's slurs on our detective work. I knew if I just kept him talking for long enough, he would eventually give away the fact that he is a sexiest xenephob. I played dumb just like Colombo does bear and he fell for it! He was also busted as blobby or something in the lounge talking about rats and chickens or something. That was just a cover for his main login on here. He actually invested a £5 on this one.

Hi dune.

And the Germans? Can they be trusted politically?

And question 2 about the continentals being good people?

Answer the questions!

Notice that the only question he hasn't answered so far is my question on Europe! Let's drown him!

Yes, this is exactly what I said to Bearsy on PM, word for word. I said that in the box it was the head of the guy from coldplays bird and that if Dune asked, I wouldn't be going to the desert with him as I didn't even like coldplay.

So you agree that we should stay in the EU then? And when all is said and done, those continentals are actually good people?

Thought you voted green? Do the greens have an anti Europe agenda?

So if you are so clever dune, why are you hiding out in here and not posting your usual right wing wind-up stuff in the lounge?

And Turkish, I never said dune was a good bloke. I said he was a bit thick but wanted to be seen as being intelligent, while you were reasonably intelligent but want to portray yourself as a thicko thug.