Tokyo-Saint

Say what you like about Nicky C, he always, without fail knew what yeah it is.

Cortese tears innit

Or whole journey in the toilet updating the Justin biebers Cortese blog site.

Lol, I bet Kat and dumb bear make that mistake a lot in January BJ.

I didn't want to publish what I saw that dog walking day but you have forced me into it bear. Photo evidence of that day...

Sorry Bdog. Back to boredom. Anita Cox, does she? Is that better?

Dunno bear, that Sunday night all you can eat buffet is world famous. And she looks like a girl who likes a tikka masala.

Nah she don't read this forum. Therefore I can safely tell you guys I have also been seeing this hot single mum in bath or Swindon or something. I started macking on her when her current dumb boyfriend went out to Germany for some work or something. She is hot though. Glad I can say that on here without any need to worry about repercussions or the wrong person finding out.

Several points on this: 1) Of course he got out. It is called 12 years a slave you crazy *****. If he never got out, it would just be called 'The Slave'. 2) You moan when someone holds you up in traffic let alone keeps you as a slave for 12 years. 3) Sorry for loling at some parts in the movie. This is just my sense of humor.

Genuine - after it finished my mrs goes "oh so he got out in the end" in a kind of 'what's he moaning about?' way. Bitches be crazy.

I think the muppet show needs an official coat of arms. Something cool like a samurai slaying a bear with the moto 'If you forum this forum, you'll forum this forum, is not worth foruming' under. Maybe bletch can do a latin version so the gays in the lounge can understand it as well.

I think the forum one might work better.

Can you change notice to thread please spud? Or maybe even forum. We could have it as TMS logo or moto.

A mute incontinent, goes without saying.

Fartgate caused a stink but turned out to be a load of hot air when the mods got involved in the cover up operation.

Really good read. Secretly a big fan of Dan Snow's stuff although he is a bit boring on Twitter.

Can you name any far east owners? So far on this thread we have had the Egyptian that has lived in Hull since the 1960s and a Malaysian as examples of far east owners.

How can you make 7 even?

Hopefully those images have saved to some long forgotten memory bank in your phone and will pop up again at a suitable moment. More to follow unless you can tell me... In what month do people tend to sleep the least?

The most amazing thing about it was not who is licking whose bum or not, It is that bletchy was on a bus!

It said you 'have chosen to not to receive personal messages' I was hoping you got busted at work earlier and there was a funny story to tell.

Should help the nights in the German hotel room pass.

I just sent a test and it went through. Maybe he was just ban himself from group PMs as he knows whats coming.

He's just missed the latest wave. Did you get it bear? I am thinking about bletchy walking through his bungalow to 'the study', putting on his special internet spectacles and seeing the PM notification. As he loads it up (dial up internet no doubt), Mrs Bletch walks in with a warm mug of coco and a jaffa cake.

lols Bob have you blocked me from PMing you?