Tokyo-Saint

I'm not afraid of gays or bears!

This is what we know so far... She is female. She is in Super M's opinion 'nice'. She lives in Winchester. She is not from Winchester. She was rejected by the producers of undateables (just jokes SM), Super M's best idea so far was to sweep her off her feet and take her to Costa Coffee. More info needed Super M, more advice needed muppets. He can't seriously take her to a coffee shop for middle class 30+ers

Don't birds can read bletch*. That is why there are so few female posters on here. *cept bridge too far.

Don't punch barmaids in front of the new bird.

Already on it Turks http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?48748-Super-Mikey-s-super-hot-date-speculation-dating-advice-and-updates-thread&p=1865799#post1865799

As many loungedics will already be aware super Mickey has a super hot date in Winchester coming up this weekend.* This is a super chance for Super Mikey to shake off the shackles of life under Turkish and stick one in a bird fitter than the follically challenged salesman could ever pull. This is obviously exciting news for all those who like me love Super M but let's try and keep the dating info to one thread. Mikey please answer the following questions to help us give you the relevant advice. Height Is she: a) V. Tall b) Tall c) Average d) Short e) Petite F) Cortese Build Is she a) Liebherr b) Massive c) Average d) skinny e) Anorexic Hair a) Slag blonde b) Peroxide blonde c) Natural dirty blonde d) Half and half e) Dark f) Harrison Reed Tits a) please up load pics b) please pm pics c) please describe in detail with drawings * Super M to confirm

I think Fonts might be the problem bear. Let's face it, he boned Pardew's bird or moaned when a 3sum went wrong or whatever. Then he keeps putting Jos by making tropical bird noises when crosses come in. This disorientates Jos making him the leagues highest scoring defender. Now this. The pattern cannot be ignored. We will never know the truth thou until Luke Shaw's dad tweets about it.

fuck that bear, treat them mean keep them keen. Punch her again if anything. Right in the baby maker. Then buy her a drink, keep her on her toes, birds love unpredictable guys.

This is old news bear. Everyone knows that and likes it. That is the reason you were able to scrape in 2nd place in MVP awards.

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Good one alps.

I'm not a big fan of double entendre... But I try to slip one in whenever I can.

This is amazing news mikey, will there be a podcast up date at any point? Also plse pm photo for approval or Muppet show post. I haven't been to Winchester in a while but there used to be a good vodka bar that seemed to work. Opposite church. Give that a go if its still there.

I think your sexual advances may have killed Muppet Show Cato. No reply for 12 hours! Not even 7000 characters on golf or boning tigers.

Unrelated causes?

Oh like royal prince using west ham supporters grandmothers when they were whores in Jack the ripper days. Gottit.

Not really bletch but then I don't read everything. For example, I stopped reading after see what I mean Toke, which means if the next bit was what you mean, I may have missed it. You should put what you mean first and then ask for clarification later. BTW - the answer to the riddle was February as it is the month with the least days and therefore the least nights to sleep.

Bit out of order posting pics of Bear's mum on saints web thou!

You go to supermarkets Bletch? Supermarkets and use the bus???? #shatteredillusions

Nah the porn suspenders one alps.

You got a video for the old eastliegh MP legods?

8/10 Xmas bear! Best post of the day.

Come on bear it's easy, like - there are no such things as typos yo, just new words and dumb Tokyos.

Let's not fight bear, let's party like it's 2013