Tokyo-Saint

It's the old double bluff reverse backhand bear. School boy stuff really. The best success I have had pulling is to pretend you are not interested until their value drops and then swoop in at the last second with a low bid and an invite to 'the project'.

Only if you are Justin Lee Collins.

Never gonna happen. **** off vulture!

They are not paying by the millimeter.

2 nuns driving in a car when suddenly a vampire flys down & lands on the bonnet. "Quick show him your cross" "GET OFF THE ****ING CAR"

Oh I get this thread bletch. It's just the Ramires off topic one but with an over long intro. That's good. For a moment I thought it might end up bring boring but before you know it, we are mugging off bear as usual.

Dumb bear!

It depends. Hypo will you post them for one ball or do you want both? Makes no difference to me but bear is complaining.

Oh right, yeah sorry 'a mate'. Sorry Bobby both barrels.

I would give bearsy's right nut to see those emails

When out drinking, we stole RP saints phone and swiped right on everyone within a 10 mile radius. He didn't get any replies. This was the most angry he has been since we tried to get him deported by UKBA text message campaign.

That's a high risk strategy bob. I think there is a danger I might just fall asleep straight afterwards disappointing all involved.

Eurostar is probably the easiest way to travel from Amsterdam to London but I expect some flight on a budget airline would be cheaper.

You would have to hope the shit didn't hit the fan.

Keep that type of filth to the main board where it belongs bear!

Don't worry Phil, I've got it covered.

17 posts in and we get to the real objective of the OP. Bletch your desire for new and inventive spunk viper euphemisms is as obvious as a bear waving his purple-headed womb-broom at a WI meeting.

A pregnant woman went into labor and began to yell, "Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!" She was having contractions.

MVP muthafuka! OK - from my time in Japan: A respectable business woman told me she was late as she was at home playing with her pussy and lost track of time. Someone tried to tell me she meant cat, I wasn't having any of it. Someone else told me she loved the taste of her husband's cock. Again, someone tried to explain this was some kind of cooking of a bird but I wasn't having any of it. It also works the other way around, I once told a room full of people in Japanese, that I spent my weekend at a rape party (Gocon in Japanese) when unfortunately I meant a group date (Go-com as in go communicate). I tried to explain but they weren't having any of it.

I though I told you to shut your noise, you facking old cant!

Shut your noise, you facking old cant!

When you say come off shore

St Garrett on smack!