Tokyo-Saint

Nothing gets past Barry. We should have him in goal while bolok is out.

Nah, not having it. It is like those bars (square balloon used to be the worst) were the place is packed but they only have 2 or 3 people working the bar. I bet the problem is tight arse Cortese paying peanuts and getting agency monkeys or even lack of applicants as you mentioned.

So why do the staff move so slowly then?

http://www.wigantoday.net/news/local/world-pie-eating-championships-goes-topless-1-6319768 CONTROVERSY has struck one of the highlights of Wigan’s sporting calendar, which will be going topless after a health and safety row. The World Pie Eating Championships, which will once again see competitors descend on Harry’s Bar in Wallgate to scoff against the clock for the Bradley Piggins Trophy, will not have crusts on the pastry edibles after risk assessment lawyers stepped in. The competition, held exactly at Pie Noon tomorrow, will see contestants attempting to consume Wigan’s most famous contribution to cuisine as fast as possible to take home the title of World Champion and lift the Bradley Piggins Trophy. The organisers are determined to ensure the contest will continue to thrive despite the intervention of health and safety, saying rumours of its demise are very much exaggerated and reassuring people the removal of tops will be strictly limited to the trays of pastries. Bar owner and event organiser Tony Callaghan said: “In jeopardy? Is that that new discotheque in Hindley? “No, the contest is definitely still in Harry’s Bar. “The competition will be topless: but it’s the pies that will be topless, not the competitors. It’s a health and safety thing the lawyers have insisted upon over worries that competitors may put personal discomfort aside in their bids for glory. “By taking the top off the competition pies it ensures that there is no danger of retained heat. We had a nasty incident in training when the contents of a red-hot pie got stuck to the roof of somebody’s mouth and only the quick thinking of a barperson prevented further injury by blasting the residue off with a shaken bottle of fizzy water.” The championships, which have now been attracting pie eaters to Wallgate to vie for the crown for more than 20 years, may be a fairly light-hearted affair but is governed by strict rules. The pies must have a diameter of 12cm and a depth of 3.5cm, and the filling must be in cubes of a minimum of 1cm. There must also be at least 66 meat in the pie, without including the pastry. The event should see the popular town centre bar packed to the rafters with competitors, onlookers and media to see who can emulate furniture salesman Martin Clare, 34, who consumed his pie in just 23.53 seconds to take last year’s first prize. A Leigh resident, who asked not to be named, suggested the removal of crust from the top of the competition pies should lead to the contest being renamed the World Lobby Eating Championships. The World Pie Eating Championships will be held tomorrow at noon at Harry’s Bar, on Wallgate.

Mick Jones is still going strong, been working with Pete Doherty for years.

Hurry up and reply, I'm hungry!

What if you have a 4 or 5 hour drive to get to the match, get stuck in traffic, just get to the game with 10 mins to spare. At that point would it be acceptable to buy some food?

There was nothing wrong with voting system in any of any part of these awards. Your MVP Tokyo-Saint

This will be very useful for next years i'm a celebrity, get me some money thing. BTW, who are these guys and where do they get their hats?

You have that on copy and paste don't you MLG? I've got your number!

yeah, dem people are sooooo annoying.

Barclay's Bank PPI sales manager of the month 1994.

Dumb bear! These aren't Mickey Mouse ya know.

People teaching their kids how to either "pay the man" or use the ticket machine at rush hour. Again, Ludacris springs to mind.

Women are ninjas at this. The fat ones walk around in small packs, then when they see something interesting in a shop window, move as a group to block the whole pavement. "oh look Barbara, your David would like that." This is what caused 'Hey bitch, get out the way' to be written. Ludacris had a similar situation when shopping in Atlanta.

Lot's of people say bad things about tight ones but my experience has always been a positive one.* * This does not mean I have a small one.

While we are in the gym: Old people: Don't blow dry your balls dry, this is just weird. Don't spit in the drain bit of the pool, it will just make its way back into the pool. If you are standing (usually naked) talking to your mates in front of lockers, keep an eye out for people like me trying to get to their lockers. Young people: Don't dive bomb into the pool people are doing laps on dickheads. Don't stand around the bench press in groups of 6 just chatting. Try not to answer your phone while in the gym. If you do, don't just sit on the equipment chatting at the top of your voice.

Yeah, I think head fire thing is the key. Otherwise people might confuse Redknapp with having the strokes rather than just being a twitchy cunt.

Is your eye twitching and face on fire bear? If so that is the strokes according to the advert. If Vinnie Jones turns up and plays disco hits on you, that's heart attack. The Strokes Heart Attack (notice no head fire)

You don't need to weight yourself naked at the gym unless you are going into the space program. Put some pants on!

This was on the radio before. I think the argument against it was that it would be harder to know when kids were skiving off if all the schools had different holiday times.

Thanks for the vote Phil, Dubai Saints forever!

Added. BTW - thanks for the vote. I also voted for you as lounger of the year etc.

Inspiral Carpets, Pap, Inspiral Carpets.

You voted bear as the MVP? Sure you did.