Tokyo-Saint

I think the problem was Simon is they were wandering round the meeting rooms as you suggest looking for an Indian gentleman. You probably walked right past them, swinging you keys and BMW key ring while planning a golf match with Le Tiss on twitter. These things are easily done.

FFS 3B - look at rule 3!

I have forwarded this last post to my cousins in Glasgow who will happily meet you in the Radisson tonight. One of them mentioned sticking an M3 badge up your arse. #weaselpower

+5 weasel points 3B. You are now officially invited to the weasel club. The first rule of weasel club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of weasel club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of weasel club is we don't talk about weasel club, cept to explain the rules of weasel club. You in?

+10 weasel points GS. You are now officialy invited to the weasel club. The first rule of weasel club, is we get bear banned. The 2nd rule of weasel club, we then go visit bear in forum hell (not 606) and pass messaged on from the afterlife. The 3rd rule of weasel club is we don't talk about weasel club, cept to explain the rules of weasel club. You in?

I have already changed my avatar in anticipation of this favored scenario. Chalet - flick the switch. ♫♫♫♫♫ There's no lights on the Christmas tree mother, we're burning big Louis tonight. ♫♫♫♫♫♫

Can we ban him and then protest when he is banned. We can even then pin the banning on me or someone else and a couple of liberal knobends can bang on about it for years. This is my favorite SWF scenario.

What are you talking about? That was a completely different case. Egg, can you please help to clarify the case laws in question?

The street Versus I.M Fleming 1997

I don't know how to do that Photoshop shizzle bletch. Mine was real and he deleted it.

2 people are allowed to stay in the same hotel you know Glasgow! Ffs. And if they just happen to be booked under the name Mr and Mrs Smith this must either be a mistake by the hotel staff or an admin error or something. God! You''re as bad as my wife! These confidences and admin errors happen all the time.

Good advice. Noted.

I don't get it. Did sarb also play Matt le tiss at golf on Monday?,

I reckon you coulda had him Turks. Did you get in much trouble?

A quick 18 and karaoke with Mick the night before Phil?

Should he ask for Simon or Sarb when he gets there?

That's mental windows

Didn't Tulisa make a video with their right back or something? Or has he now moved on to be closer to her coke supplier*? If in doubt bear, just put that Peter Beardsley boned someone from Geordie shore, it's bound to have happened at some point or other. *other carbonated soft drinks are available.

We know that Barry. I think the problem comes as you are both dicks and both spray similar amounts of spunky mess all over the forum. We all like to think that one dick is different that the another but in truth, I am told* that they are difficult to tell apart. We are sorry for any harm caused to your not so good name by comparing you to dune (another completely different penis). You are in fact, your own individual spunky knob, spraying shit everywhere, annoying the locals. *by bear obviously

The one with the big tits is being groomed, the one with the belly is the groomer.

Every time a pompey fans pipes up about their success, we all shout "it's behind you!"?

Has this happened before?

Plus 1 rep points to the horny French scientist.

Does it have windows or is it just a black transit van? Looks like they borrowed it from the 'A' team but I have seen Pompey's 'A' team and know they would never let that our of their sight. They need it to take them to Selco in the mornings.