PompeyLass

Is this a joke candidate ?

Tonight - meant to be going for drinks with sister but not sure now. Saturday - shopping Sunday - football then trying to see if I can see SSUN stalking me

Hurry, hurry, hurry.

I'm touched that there's a 3 page thread on our game.

I'm a woman and impatient.

Can you make it sooner rather than later ?

Boooo. I was hoping it was you.

I've got some **** stalking me at the minute.

Once again a few idiotic supporters make the rest of them look bad. :mad:

But he didn't though did he.

What are you trying to say ? That I should stop supporting my club because "alledgedly" it's been purchased by a gun runner ? FAF, I've been supporting Pompey since I was a nipper. Run along.

Just pulling your plonker Stevie boy.

You numpty, firstly he could well have been not in (down the pub or even the ground) and secondly if he's a Pompey fan then there's no way he would've been asleep.

Anyway, I'm gutted that we drew but it was a fantastic display of football from us with a weakened side. What's it like to be bitter ?

Nope it wasn't.

Funny how no-one has yet mentioned that the first goal was never a free kick.

What about Sean Bean ?

Well, I've just wasted 15 minutes walking over to the shop to get a bottle of wine & some flowers.

Tonight - wowing the ladies of scum with your charming looks & intelligent wit. Tomorrow - football in the day & the same as tonight Sunday - recovering from your excellent weekend

No need, we have cleaners for that. Henry isn't around. I can't sit quietly and unable to look pretty.

Wow, really exciting, I'm sure the desk would be thrilled.

I don't have any to do, can't give out calls to engineers that aren't there. Also I never make anyone else a cuppa as they're all fussy buggers.

Already written a list for my family. Bored of twirling my hair. My boss is female & is out of the office.

Work.