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Do you ever question the meaningfulness of your life?

That's exactly what we did with Elliott ward and dan seaborne, so yes, it is what we do and no it hasn't effected us.

How do you explain our end of season form which yielded just one more point than our first 6 games with easier matches and when we had the advantage of 'adapting to the premier league' whatever that excuse means.

Lambert, Fonte and everyone else signed in the first season Cortese was here were signed by Pardew. The committee didnt come into effect until 2010/11 season and even then Adkins made some of his own signs, Forte, N'Gessen, Chaplow, Bignall. If its committee signings being assessed then Lambert isn't one of them.

Afraid not pal, I'm in London. Although obviously I'd give anything to be in Preston or Havant instead.

Is love to come along but sadly I'm down south this weekend.

Even more concerning is the lack of smiling faces. Maybe Fontes article on the OS was propaganda and none of the players are happy. No smiles here, apart from Shaw who's now on £25k a week so he's got something to smile about and no smiles on the first dsy back at training. Lots of sadness and unrest in the camp by the looks of it.

The video was wrong, trust me, he's 6ft 4.

Wanyama is 6 foot 2, Lovern is 6 foot 4.

Sharp could do so much better than Bournemouth and Doncaster. I hope he gets a decent championship side.

I think he's 6ft 2, but Lovern is 6ft 4.

Who cares?

If your track record is anything to go by you'll spend most of the time tucked up in your bed and miss all the games.

Global brand.

In all seriousness are people really following a Pre season friendly against a Spanish side at conference level on twitter?

New signings doing nothing, not even got a mention yet. Do they have the work ethic and spirt we need?

Him and fox.

Billy sharp was top scorer last preseason and look where he ended up.

The defence aren't confident with him there, which leads to mistakes, where is Boruc?

Absolute disgrace, this lot are no better than conference level. Its going to be a long season.

Lallana still captain? Thought MP wild have sorts that.

Lambert on the left?

£12m plus Guly?? Or £10m and no Guly?? PMSL.

If its true United have turned down £10m plus Mata they are nuts, Mata is quality and Rooney is heading into decline, he's probably got a couple of decent years left in him but when he gets into his late 20s and early 30s he'll find it even tougher to stay in shape and generally players of his type have 10 years at the top then its downhill.

That's sad news and very young. What was the cause of death?