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dont be ridiculous i get my boyfriend to do it for me.

clineque is the answer to the first and my reply is to the second is "I am a real man, i use a gillette"

gay people are renowned for being stylish attractive and popular with the ladies, if someone confuses you for one i'd say its a complement if anything.

Here are in IMO a few offensive songs and a few non offensive songs. Offensive and should not be allowed Brighton are singing and i dont know why Because when they get outside the faggots are going to die HIV, We hope you die of HIV You dirty, flithy faggots, we hope you die of HIV We hate gays we hate queers We hate people who take it up their rears We are Southampton we hate gays And we hope you all die of Aids Not Offensive (also not partricularly funny) Does your boyfriend know you're here? We can see you holding hands What mosturiser do you wear? Back sack and crack, i bet you back, sack and crack

What about if that fat person has a slow metabolism or an underactive thyroid? How can you tell from their appearance that they dont have som physical or mental condition that means they dont have a choice? How sick and vile and judgmental of you.

SO yet again it's other people being offended on behalf of people. How do you fuction on a day to day basis mate? You seem to spend your whole life offended at what other people might be offended at.

That seems more likely, maybe it's £4k over the term rather than a year!! That would work out about £120 a month which is more like it!

Gastons best games have been when we've had a lot of the ball and been on top, he's good then. What he's not good at or hasn't been so far is changing games in our favour. We dominated possession and with Nolan and Noble pushing onto Schnierlin and Wanyama it would have either enabled Gaston to exploit the space in behind them or one of them would have had to drop deeper. WIth us having something like 68% possesion the game was made for him, yet for whatever reason he didn't get a look in. Like you say he was made for the role ahead of Wanyama. MP's teams seem to be built around hardwork and closing down and that isnt Ramirez, you have to wonder where he fits in.

I find it hilarious the people the spend their time on threads responding to a perfectly reasonable post by moaning about it, claiming others are runing the thread and demanding they be banned. Vectis, who has a long hed obsession with me and is still unable or unwilling to back up his accusions of racism he levelled at me several months ago based simply on the fact i dont rate Tanadari Lee and "Aussie Saint20" sole contrubition to the thread has been to moan about it and demand bans!!! Yet it other that are runing the forum, You couldn't make it up!!

Again, find the posts that are ruining this forum.

I remember when Mikel broke into the first team there was a large sense of underwhelment given the hype surrounding him. As i say, time will tell if he our Essien or if it's £12m down the drain. THe reality is that like a lot of players it will be somewhere in between. I think he is good at what he does but needs to adapt to the pace of the premier league and being harried when he's on the ball, i doubt very much in Scotland he came up against many like Kevin Nolan. I think it's pretty evident already that he isnt a skillfull player and perhaps not suited to games where we have a lot of the ball, but for games away and against the bigger clubs where we need the ability to win the ball back he'll excel. The problem was on sunday he wasn't suited to that type of game and it was crying out for a Ramirez. We stuck with one and didn't use the other, for that you need to look at the manager im afraid.

why is it offensive? And please find a single post in the last 3 months where i have been trolling.

An outrageous decision and highly questionable point scoring. This reminds me of when Lewnnox Lewis clearly beat Evander Holyfield but the bias judges awarded a draw. I demand an inquest. The problem with being the best pound for pound poster in mongboard history is everyone is looking to bring you down. Why cant people just admire me for what i am and respect my talents rather than being desperate to see me lose my crown? A disgrace and embarassment to the forum. No wonder the good posters dont post on here any more and you can see why!

Well i do about 30k a year so deperciation is steep as well as at least one set of tyres, 1-2 services, insurance with class I business use and other maintenace costs, plus the older it gets the worry that something is going to go wrong with it. Running cost wise it's not cheap but the allowance covers my finance and insurance and fuel allowance means i probably break even on running costs. Getting a company car would make sense from that perspective and I was leaning towards the company car option until someone told me if i was to get a new 3 series or A4 then you pay tax based on 15% of the list price, which for one of those would come to around £4k a year, so i'd lose my car and fuel allowance and pay another £300 a month in tax, meaning i'd be nearly a grand a month worse off in my pay packet! Surely this cant be right???

The problem he has is that Saints fans are not used to us spending £12m on a player, especially one that isn't an attacking player. Saints fans and the football manager generation in general seem to think if a player cost a certain amount they have a set level of ability. They expect them to be brilliant straight away and be brilliant in every game. It doesn't take into account factors like age, playing in the premier league for the first time and so. We've spent a lot of money for Saints on a player that is never going to be spectacular, he's essentally a stopper and destroyer, not a great footballer. Time will tell if we've wasted £12m or if he develops into the new Essien.

If someone is offended by something said on an internet forum which they are not then they deserve to be called whatever it is they are being called. If they are what has been said then it's a great leveller in dealing with their ailments to know that a large swath of fellow posters share similar symptoms so can fully empathise with their plight.

There were a few rumours over the summer Cork wanted away, maybe that's why he appears to have been frozen out.

Which are you better off with? I now have to option of company car after being on an allowance for years. I currently get £450 a month allowance and 38p a mile fuel allowance. Or I can have a new/nearly new 3 series or A4 and 16p a mile but obviously no service, tax or insurance to pay. What are the implications tax wise and what am I better off with financially? Assuming if i opt in I could sell my own car and settle the finance on it.

I think the players probably do. The level of tactical genius, in depth knowledge of football finances and not forgetting the ambition and passion show by the 'man on the moon' brigade would act as an inspiration to any talented footballer. In fact mongbsords seem to be an untapped market that Soccerball club would do well to recruit from when looking for coaches, tactical gurus, motivational speakers and financial expects.

Th best Centre half since Svenson. Really good player and I fully expect some of the bigger clubs to come calling for him.

Very true Jamie. If I saw a Jewish person be racially abused using the word yid, the very least the abuser can expect from me is a foam hand slapped round his cannister.

Its great that you don't, but surely if some people feel threatened by it then we need to consider them and react accordingly.

BUt based simply on "good performances" or in your world more shots at goal than our opponents, we would finish lower in the table than we would based on "not so good performances" ie - less shots at goal than our opponents.

Well as has already been commented on, i'd rather have two shots at goal from 6 yards out than 25 from 40 yards out. So it's a case of quality as well as quantity isnt it. Now, what is working better for us, 3 points from 2 games where we had LESS shots at goal or 2 points from 2 games where we had more?

If we hadn't got that debatable late penalty at WBA then it would have been a very poor start indeed and 10 games without a win including the end of last season.