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Just get your fiver out you tight c*nt.

f*ck me, how did people cope without having the internet to ask even the most basic questions?

i want to touch him in his special place.

absolutely class batsman, on top form today. A joy to watch, and he goes to my gym, see him all the time, nice fella too.

Exactly. We were unlucky against Orient but we never looked like scoring on saturday or against MKDs. We have lacked ideas and creativity going forward this season.

yep, that is the one, really bad tackle. He had looked good up until then.

to be fair he's never had a decent run in the side, in the CCC he looked until getting injured at QPR away and not really played regularly since. He looked good on saturday and him and Dickson would be a good pair down the left. It's time to drop Puncheon, i am a big fan of his and have defended him on here but he is not doing it at the moment and Holmes deserves a chance. I hope he can stay fit.

or just avoid eating so much you need to take them.

Are you sure you've not been going to SMS every week by mistake?

why? It was Davis who stopped us from losing on saturday, Adkins said as much in his post match interview, you dont drop a keeper after they have saved you a point and kept a clean sheet.

You'd play Wotton ahead of Hammond?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxVYZz0Jj6g Brilliant and underrated band.

I think we might see Holmes come in for Puncheon who really has been poor this season, Adkins seemed pleased with him when he came on. Maybe Dickson in for Harding for the same reasons. If Martin is fit he'll probably come in for Seabourne at centre back. It'll be interesting saturday as both sides need a result,although to be honest, just a goal would do at the moment.

I dont understand why people always think it comes down to money and signing new players is the answer. Wayne Rooney earns probably more than 10 times what Dean Hammond does, yet no one can fault his commitment, there was uproar when Roy Keane became the first £50k a week player yet these two are probaly two of the most committed players you'll ever see. There are many more factors than money, confidence, fitness, wanting to play for the club you are at and just generally being the type of the player prepared to put it in where it hurts. Plus other teams will raise their game when they play us, some people decribed Rochdales win here as their best result ever, i think that speaks for itself. Personally i felt some some of the players started the season thinking they'd win this league at a canter and now it is not working out like this their confidence has taken a bashing, coupled with stuff behind the scenes and a general lack of fitness both in terms of injuries and their own personal fitness is the reason why we are where we are now.

The new Paul Telfer, one of those players that goes about his job but those lacking a knowledge of football and think we should have 11 Lionel Messis and Roy Keanes dont understand it. He is off form like everyone else but no need to single him out for criticism. What we need is someone who can grab the game by the scruff of the neck and pull the team together when things are going badly, like Roy Keane. Unfortuntately every team needs one of these and there aren't many "midfield generals" around these days.

i pulled up alongside her, wound the window down and said "how much?" When she only charged me £25 for anal i knew she was the one for me. She's now off the game and the smack and we have an arrangement whereby i let her nosh me off or do her doggy style in return for her washing, cooking and cleaning for me. It's really romantic and the sort of thing that would make a great film, kind of Pretty Woman meets American Psycho.

At least he was prepared to change his stance when he realised he had f*cked up, fair play for that.

God i remember that so vividly. Stood in the Milton about 1/3 of the way up, Rod Wallace going down rather easily when clipped by the goal keeers hands, then think OMG, not Ruddock, tucked it away, 1-0 win first in 20 games i think. If i remember rightly we started the season brilliantly then didn't win from the end of November i think it was.

who do you suggest then know it all? Of course you've forgotten to mention that when he played for us he was playing two leagues higher, it wasn't that long ago that he was playing in the PL. Some people seem to still think we are.

On an average day i'd probably say about 5. Although on drinking days i can easily double that. What about you?

exactly, for nothing he is worth a punt, even just on a short term deal until the end of the Jan transfer window. IMO he is better that Wotton and Hammond, and 32 is not that old. Hamman seems to be doing okay for MK Dons and he is older and some people are saying Nicky Butt is the answer to all our problems and he is 3 years older.

I dont agree, i think Cortese will back Adkins, he is his manager, soley his decision to appoint him and i think he'll give him his full support.

why? What's wrong with him?

Played a few times in the past but am interested in getting into it a bit more. Anyone play in or can recomend any clubs or leagues in the Southampton area? To join a league what sort standard so you need to be? As i say, i've only played a few times with mates so not exactly a world beater, yet...

32, i think he is exactly what we need.