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why is your daughter on the internet and not being trained by her mother? You need to inculcate these practices early in life to avoid inherent idleness later on.

I'll join in and make it a club.

If they've gto time to be on the internet p*ssing about, they've got time to complete their schedule on time.

Exactly 1/ no one gives a f*ck 2/like you say if it was that hard work they wouldn't be boring the sh*t out of everyone with it and 3/if they didnt want a kid they should have taken those special sweets you can get or put something on the end of it, as Jeremy Kyle would say. Even if they have to work all they need is a rota and a bit of organisation to keep the house tidy and meals on time. I just despair of the lazy wenches that sit around watching soap operas, wondering if Phil Mitchell will ever get off the crack or if Minty is going to pound the fat ugly one, when there are constructive things, like cleaning or ironing they could be doing instead. A clean house is happy house. I bet the fuc*wits they admire whilst flicking through "Hello" dont live in pigstyes.

There is absolutely no basis to assume we are skint apart from the usual moaning and panicking on here. We have by far the biggest wage bill in this league, spent around £600k on new signings during the summer, i dont know how this compares to other teams in this league but i'd bet it was in the top 3. Since summer 09 we have spent more than most championship clubs on new players. I dont why we didn't sign more players in the window, no doubt there are a million theorys, we tried, Wilkins said so, but for some reason it didn't happen. I very much doubt being skint is one of them.

Or maybe its a sign that the club wanted an upcoming English manager, a succesful track record of two promotions from this league and who could grow with the club and work within the structure that is being set up. To suggest that we went for the cheap option is ridiculous, its not like in the PL when we constantly did this course, we are a L1 club and have attracted a successful young manager from the league above, the best we could hope or ask for. People need to get out of their heads that top flight players and managers are crawling over each other to join us and we can just wave a checkbook under their nose and get who we want.

Indeed, this type of woman really is the worst, it's no wonder so many of them get fat with all the sitting around on their arse that they do.

I’ve never understood women complaining about how much they have to do. The ones that work get in from work on a ‘full day’ at around 5.45-6pm, if my incumbent is anything to go by. If they prepared tea/dinner/supper immediately on getting in this could be ready in a generous 45 minutes, by 6.30, giving them 15 minutes to eat it, then 15 minutes to collect the dishes and wash up (excluding the lucky ones whose man has brought them a dishwasher). If they put some washing in at 7pm and then started cleaning a room it’d surely take no more than one hour. Giving them another hour if needed to iron or do other chores as required. They'd be done by 9pm latest. Giving them an two hours to themselves for relaxation before getting themselves to bed to bed at a reasonable hour to maintain their looks or fulfill any sexual needs their man may have. Do this every night the house andtheir family will be clean and spotless and they'd feel fulfilled like all women need to be. All they need is better time management and less lazing around reading Hello, drinking wine and watching telly. As for the ones that work part time or dont work at all, well it's the life leisure for them, party time surely with all that spare time on their hands, they'd look like godesses only having to clean and cook for 3 hours a day and the rest of the time is theirs to look after themselves and their families.

they said from day one that the club would be self funding, that investment would be relative to the league we are in and they wouldn't throw cash at the project, this is fair enough, we have spent much more in the last year or so than any other club in this league, why people fail to grasp and think we should p*ss all Liebhers cash away is beyond me.

i signed him on CM09 when manager of Exeter, is sh*t hot in L1, stugggled abit in the CCC though.

sadly not, but it could have been his twin.

a bit more amusing than "whats your favourite sandwich?" dont you agree?

no more so than anyone of a simliar size. Brighton are a bigger club than their surroundings allow at the moment, but still not as big as the likes of us, Forest, Derby, Leicester, Boro, Sheff Utd etc, It might enable them to stay in the CCC but they'd have to punch above their weight to go any higher.

ahh look another fragile, sensitive part timer with a sense of humour bypass.

i'd be up for that, even better if we can swap ends half way through, i'll take the mouth second, i dont want to have to use my fist in her fanny you give her the size she's been used too if you've been there first,

plus it'll give you an opportunity to start another series of threads.. Who's going to Bournemouth? When was your first away game? How many friends have you met at away games? What is the furthest you have travelled to an away game? Whats the shortest you have travelled to an away game? Favourite away ground Least favourite away ground favourite Saints away kit least favourite saints away kit best food at away grounds worst food at away grounds best toilets worst toilets best way pub you've been to worst away pub you've been to I can hardly wait.......

Wayne Rooney seems to do alright for birds, i'm sure i'd be fine. Cross between Jan Mobly and Peter Beardsley, we'd still pull though. And as your best mate, i'd be duty bound to loosen a few sl*ts up for you, thats what friends are for.

a little while back i was at the gym and drying myself after a shower, sat on the bench and looked up and right opposite me was a guy with the smallest knob i have ever seen, it was practically inverted. Luckily for him he was fairly fat and ugly so he would avoid any woman laughing at him when they unzipped his flies. Felt sorry for the guy but what can you do? You can be slimmer, fitter, wear clothes that flatter you, get a tan or decent haircut to make yourself look better, its all for nothing if the woman has to ask if it's in yet.

me too.

In between all the moaning and negativity and in the absense of a proper south coast derby again this season, we have the small matter of Bournemouths second cup final of the season. Despite their attempts at creating a rivalry i feel no animosity towards them at all, in fact a little sympathy that they are that deluded they think we care about them and sad that they dont actually have a local rival of their own in the same way that us and Skates have each other. The atmosphere will be okay as they'll probably bring a fair amount of fans and no doubt of few "lads" from either side will be up for it, i'd like to see them put in their place as they have had a decent start to the season and am not overly confident of a result, but am i alone in being no more arsed about this game than any other this season?

COVER COVER COVER FFS!!! Why do people keep bleating on about cover. We dont need cover, we need players better than what we have to raise the standard of the squad. Not someone happy to sit on the bench in case in injuries or suspensions.

is that you in your avatar?

Lets not get carried away, good poster yes, but its hardly like christianity without Jesus is it.

it was the how you met the missus one, of course i was lying, she wasn't really a hooker, the only people that pay for it with her is me, with my life.

Of course it does sweetheart, did you know in the urban dictonairy notnowcato means, those who bite like a rabid hyenas fighting over a carcass.