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he'll be superb tomorrow and probably score, guaranteed.

correct Sir, tis excellent, also good in that area is Ceno's the Mud Soup is outrageous.

This.

Wasn't that a Skates pub?

as are most on here, you think that looks interesting, then realise its 55 posts of bullsh*t

but some people on here are really quite odd and would panic at the thought of having to actually speak to someone face to face without having spoken to them for 5 years on the internet first, how did this type of person survive back in the day of no internet?

you were one of those i had in mind when i started this thread.

Been in our lives for, what, 15 years now and made lives a lot easier and better. We now have access to a whole pool of knowledge and information that previously would have meant hours upon end reading books and in the library. Shopping, banking, booking holidays, gaming, even dating can now be done online and our lives are much quicker. But what did some of you do when it came to making friends? For some this forum and others like it and probably facebook seem to be the sole medium you have for interaction with people. How did you cope and interact with people before the internet when you actually had to go out and meet people to be able to speak to them? How did you meet and make friends before being able to tap the prefix www. with your chubby little fingers?

we should play the nippers mush, get them out there mush, loads of um we got, faaaaaaaaaaaast they are, they are claaaaaaaaaaaaass.

he could pass for a student, ugly, sweaty, smelly,scrufffy, arrogant and always p*ssed.

I think SISA called for a meeting with the echo, to confrim that they are indeed a fans group and not attention and publicity seekers.

i want that next to my name when they quote me in the echo, I also want to refer to me as Leader of ISSA and fans Chief, using the name Chief Great Red Hawk. As i am leader of the group of one. (at the moment) numbers of members appear to be irelevant.

you can be vice chairman and spokesman, you could start every comment with "in all my time travelling the world, i've never known a club too do xxxxxxxx"

Shall we call a meeting to discuss if SISA speak for us or not? Anyone want to join my supporters group ISSA (independant Saints Supporters Associations)?

i hope it's learnt to behave by now, did you teach him how to control it?

surely not still travelling the world?

me and you, as best mates are a force to be reackoned with. lets start and official, "Bring back BDP" Thread...

You're right there, shall we start a campaign to have him reinstated?

to be fair he's got a point. Do people think all the great songs sung by Liverpool, Man U, Rangers, Celtic etc were created by a load of mugs voting which one is the best in the 1950's equvilent of an internet forum, probably voting in the local paper in those days? Back in the day terrace wit was common place with great club anthems belted out. It didn't need people making up silly lyrics then having a poll deciding which one was best so they can all learn the words. Most of the divs in SMS have trouble remembering and singing anything properly that lasts longer than 3 lines. OWTSGMI and RLSGM two examples of how to deliver a football chant badly, too quick, too much clapping and generally sounds sh*t. FFS other clubs sing our club anthem better than we do.

Yes, a simliar thing happened to me not so long ago, some women in her 70's moaning to me and then the checkout girl about why they didn't have certain product in stock, cant remember what it was, denture cleaners probably and she can only get out here once a week you know, oh i am going to complain, who do i complain too? Oh FFS i dont give a F*CK!!!

you need to look a bit harder at SMS, we've got plenty like that.

Thats great Serge, well done.

are a brilliant idea, in theory. A stealth like ability to go to a shop that is always full of miserable sods and be in and out in a matter of seconds. However what they dont bank on is the stupidity of people using them. Firstly, people lose the ability to count, a sign which clearly says no more than 20 items is totally ignored by either the thick or the desperate as they pile their mountain of frozen pizzas, burgers and cheap larger as high as possible. Then there is the look of fear on their faces at having to carry out the simple task of running their purchases over a screen and putting them in a bag, if they fail to do this, the checkout helpfully reminds them "please place in the bagging area" for some this is tantamount to an audition for Krypton factor, as they struggle to carry this out, a middle aged women bemoaning one of the staff that- "it's done that twice now" - yes love, because you didn't scan it in properly. And i dont want to even get started on the difficulty some face sticking their cards into the chip and pin machine and tapping in their pin number. Supermarket express checkouts are a great idea, if its only me using them.

Look like we're retards, we all look like we're retards, look like we're retards, we all look like we're retards.