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Kicking f*cking Skates send them home like an Elephant Stone and smash their f*cking heads We'll be there till the sun goes down and never run away Frattons empty, we've brought plenty, we'll take you right away Seems like theres a hole, in their dreams [video=youtube;LcyK-edUByk]

This.

IPAD all day mate. Nothing comes close. I tried to hate them but having played around with the others got to admit it is streets ahead of anything else on the market.

I expect he's lived off this story all week. Impressing all his associates with the tale of how he sure showed those mugs on the forum this week who posted a joke thread on the main board. He doesn't take that sort of nonsense.

I was going to go as well but there is no point as we both know I'm alright.

I think it's rubbish too cartoony. Chelsea, arsenal and Millwall have the best badges. We should have the halo stickman or the city crest like we used to before the 70s.

The Alex. Avoid the Varsity it'll be full of mugs and students.

Hey, how's it going?

It's brilliant isn't it!! Always cracks me up. :lol::lol:

how does that go into Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeveeeeeeeeeee?

The other verses go.... In your Pompey slums Your mums on the game and your dads in the nick you cant get a job cause you're so f*cking thick In your Pompey slums You talk in an accent we cant understand you're fat ugly bast*rds with sh*t on your hands

Please give it a rest with "on the bus" references FFS. It's f*cking boring and been done to death. PS you dont just think he's telling you what you want to hear do you? If he said "it's just another game" etc and then we play sh*t you'll all be moaning that he didnt understand the importance of it.

Hurricane Dunce.:lol:

Starts tomorrow night on c4. 86 was probably the best drama on telly the last few years. If this one is half as good we're in for a treat. Hope it lives up to it.

Who is this McQueen? Not a name ive heard before.

Chesney Hawkes FFS.

They not sold out yet.

:facepalm::facepalm::facepalm::facepalm: Pompey smells of poo FFS. How gay.

Unfortunately I am struggling to see anything other than a win for them. They've picked up a bit whereas we are in out worst run of form all season and have several injuries. The optimist in me says 1-1, the realist says 2-1 to them.

Is it a prerequisite of being a professional footballer that you have to have shocking taste in music? Most of our lot Lalana and co seem to be into r&b or rap if you look at their twitter profiles which is quite simply music listened to by morons. Going back I remember Alan Hansen banging on about how much he loved Billy Joel back in his playing days. it certainly seems to me that despite trying to appear cool and having facial hair and tattoos what they listen to off the pitch leaves a lot to be desired.

Do people really take themselves and the internet so seriously that they feel the need to let people know they are leaving a football forum, either publicly or privately FFS?

Bus 14 is the lad bus. It'll be like this.

I dont know. They are probably on the Essrpoo bus. PMSL.

Correct. I am on Bus 14. I hope Les Bender is on my bus, he wont be able to put me on ignore then. Looking forward to it, we can sit together on the Dorkish bus xxxx

It is funny Dour Mash but not as funny as your name when i cleverly change one of the letters.