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I remember when i was a kid must have been about 8 or 9 and i was with my dad queuing for fish and chips at Mikes chippy at the Castle. When in walked one Danny Wallace, my dad said to me that it was Danny Wallace, i didn't believe him and it was only when we got to the counter that the lady serving us confirmed it was indeed Danny Wallace and gave me a pen and a bit of chip paper to get his autograph. I still have it in a scrap book somewhere along with a load of other autographs and signed pictures from that era, Mark Wright, Kevin Moore, Steve Moran, David Armstrong, Rod Wallace, Matt Le Tiss, Chris Nicholl, Kerry Dixon and Alan Smith from when they both played at the Dell, Mark Nicholas, Robin and Chris Smith, Paul Terry from Hampshire cricket plus quite a few more. Quite a walk down memory lane.

When you were Alpine Saint it was binge eating to control your depression. Hope the booze hasn’t taken over

Jesus wept.

It's mad, a couple of youtubers promote it. It's meant to be a health drink i've let him have some because there's hardly any sugar or caffeine in it. Unlike something like lucozade which is full of sugar and the sugar free one is stuffed full of caffeine. Been reports of people fighting in shops to get their hands on some of it. Had a swig of his earlier, just tastes like a strawberry cordial to me, £2 a frigging bottle FFS

Sounds like social care is even more fucked. A friend of mine is fairly senior in the local NHS, he said of 300 beds in his hospital 100 of them are taken up by people who should be in social care.

Yet you as well as I have both been previously labelled on here as racist, right wing, Trump supporting Tommy Robinson fan boys?

aintforever once boldy claimed he'd be quite happy to pay more tax. I'm sure there will be other likeminded people who will put themselves forward.

Not booze related but anyone elses kids going mad for this prime stuff? Son has been banging on about it for weeks at his football last night about 7 or 8 kids turned up with it. Went to the shop after and sold out, just been again and they had an overnight delivery and only about 20 bottles left restricting sales to 3 per person.

This isn't true, you dont know anyone in the real world.

wonder if he can use his family contacts to get us a better kit maker?

So Wood to Forest, Ings to West Ham. Both or our relegation rivals bag themselves proven premier league goalscorers.

£12m, we should be all over that.

Remember the first time I saw him play, Man United had a star striker and he marked him out the game Frank Mapleton never got a kick that day

Even got a team historian with Duncan Holly

We’re going to have so many left wingers we’re going to appoint Jeremy Corbyn as manager

Is that your pet name for it? Interesting….

I am a sad fuck who has a wife that watches shite on TV so have plenty of time on my hands after 8pm

Bet Forest wish they had a player like Gary Myrtles. Star for them in the late 70s. Scored against us in 79 final I believe?

Terry Hemlock in midfield

Always hoped we sign Micheal Branch when he left Everton

Surprised Oba-Fir-mi isn’t off to Forest

This is a real statement of intent!

Because we only seem to sign players who are the first two letter of each acronym

Legendary Saints centre back Steve Wood at the back alongside Maya Yew-Shida, Gerry Forest at right back, Jack Cork alongside Oakley in midfield with Jimmy A-Case-A making up the 3, Theo Walnut up front.

Mbappe, lets offer him as a sweetener to Newcastle to sign Chris Wood and steal him from the clutches of Forest!