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OMG Clarky I’m fuming now, you got me so angry by including that last line. Grrrrr, grrrrr if I believed in animal cruelty I’d kick the cat. You know how to get under my skin. I’m fuming.

Ohhh we got Celeta-Carr Tracey Chapman Fast Car

Jones came in and immediately told The board we need more experience, maybe during the summer we’d have got that where we needed it rather than spunking £8m on a third choice 18 year old left back

It’s only you guardian readers that are pissing your pants about this. It’s not rocket science why they’re protesting, only thick cunts don’t seem to get it.

I’ve just seen the Man United goal, what a ridiculous decision that was how on earth has that stood? despite that Ten Haag is doing a great job at Man United. Turned them into a decent side now

Must be a bloody nightmare for a gender fluid. Imagine buying someone a gift and by the time you give it to them they’ve changed genders.

It’s this sort of shite that annoys me about Newcastle, you see spouted a lot. This isn’t unique, most cities in the country are exactly the same. I remember he said similar stuff about Newcastle should sign Charlie Austin a few years ago, because Newcastle fans love a striker up there. Really? Just them? Or does every club in the world love a striker?

I always watch it, I shouldn’t it’s horrendous and full of absolute wankerss. The guy this year who described himself as the James Bond of business and only ever been accused of good looks. They really are an absolute bunch of knobs. Some of the mistakes they make are hilariously bad for self styled business geniuses One of the contestants from a couple of years back has an office in the same building as where my wife works, she is apparently alright as a person but she came across as a proper posh, ditsy twat on there. Got to remember it’s the editing as welll.

We’ve got super Nathan Jones he comes from a small welsh mining town We all thought we was shite but he’s actually alright He’s made all look a fucking clown

Interesting comments on Caleta-Carr, he’s a defender, needed to be more aggressive and defend, not trying to be a footballer. That’s exactly what a lot of us said as being some of the problems we had under Ralph, rather than buying/picking players who can defend properly first it always seemed to be about if they could play out rather than defend. Thumbs up from me for that.

Well he’s doing that, now got a 57% win percentage

Why did Lavia go off by the way? Assume it wasn’t an injury and just that he’d played long enough like in midweek?

And rightly so, he’d had a pretty poor first 1/3 of the season, he’s been good the last few weeks. There seems to be a school of thought on here that it’s somehow wrong to say when good players are playing badly, or when popular players don’t perform. Just because he’s been good the last few weeks doesn’t make those who said he wasn’t performing wrong, if anything it justifies their position that he is capable a lot more than he was producing

What a great result first win there in 24 years I believe? Fair play to Nathan Jones, he must have felt the whole world was against him after the Forest game. Long way to go but things finally seem to be in tracks

Yep and delighted with it too

Why? What do you know about him?

Yes, which makes it so entirely, boringly, depressingly predictable

Here is how I think the game will pan out today we will frustrate them early on, take the lead the mood will become toxic, Everton fans turn on their team, we take the lead. we then make a silly error to give them a way back into the game, suddenly the mood turns and the crowd get massively behind them, we wilt under the heat, Everton equalise then score a late winner after peppering our goal for the last 15 minutes. The lads bemoan our luck and they send out Adams to say how we can’t afford to give late goals away.

But some of the forum geniuses told us a couple of weeks ago we shouldn’t be thinking about relegation until April. lose today and we will be at least 4 points adrift of safety possibly 5. It won’t look good. We have to win really

What can you tell us about him?

How good does this guy look for his age? 62 now, looks better now than his 20s and 30s. On the days I identify as lesbian I fancy him

Ralph used to say he’s brilliant when he hasn’t got the ball though

Such a good team, 10 points clear now. Hope they can keep it up.