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snickers being called marathons paying £2 to stand on the milton Road terrace being able to shoot my load about 3 foot in the air being able to stay out until 4am on a thursday night then go and do a full days work and do it all again friday night pulling women in their mid thirties and thinking they are sexy older women

So Sue, whats your take on teabagging? Are you a purist and get your chap to lift his **** in the air whilst you attack them from below or are you a suck and f*ck type of girl?

What about our form after christmas being championship form? Our wins at Norwich, Bristol R, at home to Huddersfield, Leeds, Charlton?

Or alternatively Lallana - in squad for tomorrow, 20 goals from midfield last season. Puncheon - Mills - Hmmmm....- your pal CEC has been banging on for him to get his chance and to be fair he deserves one Dickson - Not fit, not proven - not proven? L1 team of the year not proven, are you for real? Slight groin strain, should be fit for tomorrow, in squad Holmes - Lousy injury record, i agree with you on this one Oxlade-Chamberlain - young & unproven- will be an understudy for Puncheon and Lallana, hot prospect So i make that no unfit wide players. Our two first choice wide players who are arguably the best in this divison, with a hot prospect and a decent young player as back up along with L1 tea of the year player who can play there. We do need one more, but the cupboard is hardly bare. Most clubs in this league would love to have Mills as their 'reserve' left midfielder. Now answer me, how many players do you think we need in a squad?

a mate from work spent £25k on his plus honeymoon. Bit of a flash c*nt, one of them you know. Got to say class do and venue though. Just a shame his mug was in most of the photos and ruined what would have been decents shots of his not bad looking wife and the surrounding areas. http://www.elvethamhotel.co.uk/weddings_partnerships.aspx#

Yep, that is all we need. dont know much about Carter but he must have ability to have played his career at a higher level, fingers crossed for Tyson or similar too.

She seems to like losers so you've got a chance.

Which is exactly the point!! 20-24 good players, or 35 average ones? I know which one i'd take EVERYTIME without fail. Look at the size of our squad when relegated from the PL, it was massive, yet only 2 or 3 players of that were up to it. Yet some people just want us to sign somone, anyone, regardless of how good they are.

Only ones that are dropped in August count as it'll prove the 'we should have a squad of 90 players' brigade right.

Stop grooming!

What about if we have 6 points out of 12 at the end of august but 50 out of 69 at Christmas? Or is it only the first 4 games which count? Will people still be bemoaning the 'lack' of summer signings then? I dont get this percived lack of activity anyway. We have signed not one but two players who were better than the RB last season and the best left back in the division last season. The first XI on paper is better than last season now. yes the squad still needs strengthing, but in reality we have only lost two decent squad players, the rest such as lancashire and Molyneux were deadwood which needed moving on. 2 good players for every position is better than 3 average ones.

a lot of people seem to think the league titles are won at the end of august, not the beginning of May.

You'd be moaning that we had gone for average when better was available, i know i would do. So what you are saying is it doesn't matter who we sign or how good they are, as long as we sign someone?

so two good players for every position is not squad depth? How many players do you think we need in a squad?

Or might it be what AP said earlier this week, we dont want to buy a player only for a better one to become available. You'd moan like f*ck if for example we signed a Div 1 midfielder then Danns joined Swindon or Sheff Wed the day before the window shuts.

oh chill the f*ck out, it'll help his english and teach him a bit of inititive, it'll do the lad good!!

Where are you sitting tomorrow?

amen to that!

You "hello ticket office, can i buy tickets on match days, 1-2 hours before kick off?" Ticket office "yes" You "thanks, bye"

Why would you call them as a last option?

Any woman with an opinion is a woman to be avoided, IMO.

Lets try again. If there was no TSF, what would you do to find out the answer to these painfully simple questions?

hmmm, that would irk me too, generally women are okay at basic level football talk, like recognising the difference between a throw in and a corner but when they start talking about more advanced things like offside, formations, tactics and signings that is when they are show up for the simpletons that they are. A womans brain is not designed to understand the difference between 4-4-2 and 4-5-1. they really shouldn't even attempt it as they just embarass themselves.

lets hope not, if it does it means that the average saints fan is a sanctimoniuos, moaning, whinging, self righteous, hystronic drama queen who knows f*ck all about football.

What sort of a bloke goes to football with a bird? Bad enough if your girlfriend/wife tries to fit in with you and come along. Is he a shirt lifter?