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no more so than anyone of a simliar size. Brighton are a bigger club than their surroundings allow at the moment, but still not as big as the likes of us, Forest, Derby, Leicester, Boro, Sheff Utd etc, It might enable them to stay in the CCC but they'd have to punch above their weight to go any higher.

ahh look another fragile, sensitive part timer with a sense of humour bypass.

i'd be up for that, even better if we can swap ends half way through, i'll take the mouth second, i dont want to have to use my fist in her fanny you give her the size she's been used too if you've been there first,

plus it'll give you an opportunity to start another series of threads.. Who's going to Bournemouth? When was your first away game? How many friends have you met at away games? What is the furthest you have travelled to an away game? Whats the shortest you have travelled to an away game? Favourite away ground Least favourite away ground favourite Saints away kit least favourite saints away kit best food at away grounds worst food at away grounds best toilets worst toilets best way pub you've been to worst away pub you've been to I can hardly wait.......

Wayne Rooney seems to do alright for birds, i'm sure i'd be fine. Cross between Jan Mobly and Peter Beardsley, we'd still pull though. And as your best mate, i'd be duty bound to loosen a few sl*ts up for you, thats what friends are for.

a little while back i was at the gym and drying myself after a shower, sat on the bench and looked up and right opposite me was a guy with the smallest knob i have ever seen, it was practically inverted. Luckily for him he was fairly fat and ugly so he would avoid any woman laughing at him when they unzipped his flies. Felt sorry for the guy but what can you do? You can be slimmer, fitter, wear clothes that flatter you, get a tan or decent haircut to make yourself look better, its all for nothing if the woman has to ask if it's in yet.

me too.

In between all the moaning and negativity and in the absense of a proper south coast derby again this season, we have the small matter of Bournemouths second cup final of the season. Despite their attempts at creating a rivalry i feel no animosity towards them at all, in fact a little sympathy that they are that deluded they think we care about them and sad that they dont actually have a local rival of their own in the same way that us and Skates have each other. The atmosphere will be okay as they'll probably bring a fair amount of fans and no doubt of few "lads" from either side will be up for it, i'd like to see them put in their place as they have had a decent start to the season and am not overly confident of a result, but am i alone in being no more arsed about this game than any other this season?

COVER COVER COVER FFS!!! Why do people keep bleating on about cover. We dont need cover, we need players better than what we have to raise the standard of the squad. Not someone happy to sit on the bench in case in injuries or suspensions.

is that you in your avatar?

Lets not get carried away, good poster yes, but its hardly like christianity without Jesus is it.

it was the how you met the missus one, of course i was lying, she wasn't really a hooker, the only people that pay for it with her is me, with my life.

Of course it does sweetheart, did you know in the urban dictonairy notnowcato means, those who bite like a rabid hyenas fighting over a carcass.

I dont, but you go easy on the number of your posts, you hear me.

And the way you have responded confirms that you are either are indeed a woman, or a homosexual.

well it offended me as it was so f*cking tedious.

To be fair, they were quite possibly the dullest, nosiest threads in 10 years of being on this forum. On this occasion the mods were right to tell you off.

time of the month?

:lol: Now that is more like it!!!

obviously ruffled a few feathers. maybe it was this comment.... "far too precious about your own role and the overblown importance of this site in general."

No you didn't. Is you arse still attached to your body? If so you didn't genuinely laugh it off at all, you div.

I am sure mo Gimpel has more pressing things to deal with on a monday morning than updating the website so people can moan about it on here. Making sure AL Suffered no agrivation from his 20 minutes on saturday for one.

BJ Champion, seen a few of thier vans around. Scoffolding company i think, great with erections.

Obviously rather not discuss your then DSM?? DOnt worry, it's not what you've got it's what you do with it (so all the blokes with small c*cks say)

for about a year everytime i was hungover i'd throw up, my mates bird used to love the sound of me reaching in the morning and puking in their toilet everytime i stayed over. Recently though this seems to have stopped, not sure why, still get the hangovers but not the throwing up.