Turkish

Who are bombey? Come on pal, we couldn’t have wished for a better run in. with Newcastle win today it is literally every game against mid table teams with nothing to play for and if we really need it a home game on the last day against one of the worst top flight teams in history with the worst away form in the division. Cardiff on the other had have 6 games left, 2 away against direct relegation rivals, Liverpool home and man united away and Fulham and palace. Realistically 9 points form those six would be a great performance from them. If we can’t win two of our next six we don’t deserve to stay up.

My sources tell me failure to deliver the five pledges are the reason

The thread is fundamentally flawed from the start. If we are meant to “keep it realistic boys” then how can it be a “fantasy window”? Fantasy by definition is the faculty of imagining things especially things that are impossible or improbable. having a realistic thread is contradictory to the title. All in all this is an epic fail and simply attention seeking as we already have a summer transfer window thread where realistic possibilities are already being mulled over. Very poor forum etiquette and all in all an epic fail.

We all know all our problems would be over if we moved away fans into the corner.

You flounced off a while ago didn’t you pal when you went on an anti racism crusade using the fact that you have a good relationship with the Asians who run your local shop evidence as to how you were racist. I remember a foul mouth rant including “f*ck this place” being used when you played the “I can’t be racist I’m nice to the Asians down the road” card. Yet you’re still here, still spouting your holier than thou agenda. So Off you go Bexy, off to the land of good posters who don’t bother any more and you can see why. You won’t though because you love it, it’s a for you to prove how lovely you are to people who don’t know you. verbal is another one, an incredibly high opinion of themselves and has often threatened to leave live it’s some dagger in the heart of everyone else on here, yet he’s still posting his insane drivel despite promising his wife he never would post on here again. I guess this forum is very important to some people, even more important than their marriages.

It’s not always easy to hear what individuals are saying in a 30,000 crowd. Maybe they were saying “slack c8nt” as another Jermaine Wright misplaced pass. Maybe they were having a “big crazy s******” at an outrageous piece of skill from Guly. It’s interesting that in over 25 years of travelling home and away and sitting in all parts of st Mary’s and the dell I’ve never once heard racist abuse directed towards our or any player, yet others claim it’s a relatively regular occurrence. So anyway having heard this abuse what did you do? Did you openly castigate the perpetrator, humiliating them in front of their peers? Did you report it to the authorities, pointing them out to the police to ensure they received their just deserts for their vile behaviour? Or did you get excited about it because you’d be able to talk about it on the internet a few later?

This place is hilarious. I remember being accused of being racist because I didn’t agree with someone the Tanadari Lee would be a premier league star. I seem to remember Danny Fox, Kelvin Davis, Matt Oakley, Gregorz Rasiak, Paul Wotton, Lloyd James, even Claus Lundekvam being a target for our weird fans in the past, but let’s pretend they only get on black players backs to suit our agenda.

The trouble is any saints fans who put it on them will get a ban. Our club seem to be more than happy to fly trannie flags and let away fans in the home end but if anyone decides to put it on them it’s our fans who pay the consequence. Personally I think I’d your an away fan in the home end and you make it obvious who you are the least you should expect is a foam hand slapped round your canister but our club seem to prefer to sell tickets to aways and ban fans who don’t like it. As a non binary human I pm going to claim they assumed my identity to get myself out of a hole should my emotions ever get carried away in that situation in future, not only will I avoid arrest I’ll probably be invited onto the saints fan on the board tops event as a victim.

5th lowest agents fees in the premier league? There must be some mistake. Agents fees (and bonuses) are the reason why we have to win the net spend trophy every season because we have to pay them unlike every other club. How can it be when 14 other clubs spend more on agents fees than we do yet we are the only club to be in profit from transfers since the start of 2014 season?

Was absolutely magnificent. Looks to be the complete forward, great in the air, pace, power, great touch. It was obvious why Birmingham fans loved him and so many championship clubs wanted him. The new Marco Van Basten. I can see why his cause has been championed by certain posters for so long.

Surprised to see you on here, didn’t you have to promise your wife you wouldn’t post on saints forums any more after she saw what goat boy said about here? I’d rather buy clothes from top man (not true) than care more about posting on a football forum than my marriage ps hope the therapy is going well xxx

Part is mongboard wisdom is the mantra that we should sell him, him and him because he’s sh*t and earns too much ignore the fact that because they are sh*t and earn too much who is going to sign them? Realistically no premier league club will want Forster, long and Austin and no champions ship club can afford them so it’s not quite as easy as the geniuses on here make out.

https://twitter.com/slinkyswimmer/status/1109407172537081856?s=21 Look at these absolute mugs. What an embarrassment, throw in a couple of people in fancy dress and it’s like a saints away end FFS.

It interesting to see Raheem Stirling get a standing ovation and is now a hero in many fans eyes, they even said on the news this morning he is adored. After watching Out of their skin I got the impression everyone hated him because he was black, that was certainly alluded to even if they never actually stated that. A bit like Ashley Cole, great player but not popular with the public. Perhaps it’s nothing to do with their skin colour after all but the fact that, certainly in Ashley Coles case, he came across as a complete helmet in an era with an failing England team full of egos.

With a Harry Kane only able to score from penalties these days it’s about time Southgate called up Sam Gallagher. Ten, yes Ten championship clubs tried to sign him in January you know.

I really cant see Cardiff getting any more than 8 points absolute maximum, so we need 6 with out better goal difference. We should easily get 6 points from our last 8, I think we'll get more like 10 and stay up quite comfortably. Much as I hate the premier league I don't want to get relegated as that would be a disaster for the club the way we are run. Also think next season will be much better if Hassenhuttl sticks around.

Interesting piece on Sam Gallagher here. Either this is pure speculation from the author or he has a source close to Gallagher. He appears to be revealing many private details like Hassenhuttl made a promise to play him if he stayed, the club that were interested in him. it is also critical of our current forward line and very pro-Gallagher. What do you think? Despite him having an average scoring record in the championship and only one goal in twenty odd games in the premier league should he be higher up the pecking order? It's an interesting one, I wonder who the source could be? I've certainly read similar pro-Gallagher arguments before........ https://www.itsroundanditswhite.co.uk/articles/is-sam-gallagher-destined-to-leave-southampton

Don't be surprised if Yoshida goes, heard we've been trying to shift him for a while. We'll try and offload Austin, Long and Forster too, if we can find buyers which is easier said than done, Championship players on Premier league wages is the issue, we'll have to take a hit on them if they're to go. Wouldn't be surprised to see Lemina go and based on Krugers comments about how big clubs are sniffing round Hojberg I wonder if we're being teed up for him to go too. Shanghi Leisure Holdings need us to sell before we can buy remember. Think someone will come in for Hoedt and Cedric. Hoedt may be terrible for us but he's still young and it wasn't that long ago he was in the Dutch national side so someone will take a punt on him. Cedric is decent enough so we should be able to find a buyer somewhere. Remember he's still waiting on that call from Barcelona As for incomings we'll probably bring in a striker with pace and movement, hopefully a decent centre half. I know we were close to signing the right back from Genk but with Valerys emergence that may have been shelved now. I'd expect to see a lot more academy players used like Ramsey, Johnson, Slattery and Sims next year but either way we will bring some players in, I cant remember ever being a summer transfer window when we didn't sign a player so it's not going to start now when there are such glaring holes in the squad.

Crystal Palace womens team lost 1-0 to a load of overweight ex pros in their 50s on Harry’s full English, who the previous week had lost 2-1 to an under 14 boys team. That gives you an idea of the standard Of women’s football.

No we wouldn’t. Your utterly insane post was made on the 27/12. We’ve won 4 games since then, so your “two more wins” nonsense mean we’ve had 6 points less as we’s only have won 2. Or 4, so we’d be on 24 points, even if that win had come against Cardiff they’d still have 25 points so be one above us and remember we can’t win another game this season according to you. So we’d need 8 draws to get us to 32 points. So as was pointed out at the time your post of two more wins was and still is absolute ******. The fact you stand by it just proves you haven’t got an effing clue what you’re on about.

I’d like to see Leeds, Sheffield united and Wednesday come up. Proper old school clubs with great home atmospheres, traditional grounds and good away followings. It’ll be Norwich plus either Leeds or sheff united though, whoever of those two doesn’t come up probably won’t make it up in the play offs. Reckon it’ll be West Brom or villa via play offs.

He lives near me and often see him in the gym or walking to dog, nice fella. His son is about 8 and seen him wearing a Saints kit and goalkeepers top and fair bit. He rarely does a full rep when doing pull ups or dips. He's spends a lot of time doing HIIT sprints on the treadmill and often has #bantz with the personal trainers. When we signed him he was considered to be a great prospect but never really got anywhere near the potential.

He certainly looked quick and direct when he dribbled round 4 West Brom players from the half way line to score last season. Maybe he wasn’t quick and direct but that’s wasn’t how sideways, possession at all cost, Pellegrino wanted him to play. There is definitely a player in there, but he also appears a bit of a bellend too, so let’s see if Hasenhuttl can and wants to work with him. If the can then he could save us a fortune.

They aren’t identitying as Jews though, they don’t stand there citing the Torah during matches or refer to their top boy as a Their rabbi. They have adopted the Yid word for their supporters, it has nothing to do with religion. Should saints no longer be refereed to as Saints because saints has catholic connotations and if anyone said “saints c***” it would be offensive to the Catholic Church? Should we stop singing “oh when the saints go marching in” in case it offends catholic’s and or clubs might start singing songs negative songs back to us about catholic’s, or if it offends other religions who may have fans present st the game. You can’t have one rule for Tottenham and another for us.

I don't really understand why people referring to themselves as Jews or Yids is an insult anyway. They tend to make very successful businessmen, are usually pretty smartly dressed, they bring their kid up well to be responsible for their own actions from the age of 13, non of this it's societies fault nonsense, they have fantastic memories, teaching their kids to read long passages from the Torah. There is much in the Jewish culture to admire, even the son of god is one of them. I certainly don't think it would be considered offensive to call someone a Jew that wasn't one, it's a compliment if anything.